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O'NEALS (88.2*)

1. But Why is John's Rum Gone 94
2. Dorksided 92
3. Tooth Wind and Fire 92
4. Lexi's Flaming Nips 86
5. The Producers 77

BARDS (89.2)

1. Arthur Kade is Our Co-Pilot 106
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 96
3. Sofa Kingdom 94
4. Who Framed Jessica Rabbit 85
5. The Biplanes 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS (73.2)

1. The Jams 112
2. 1022 86
3. 2 Sticks and a Slit 68
4. Barstool Racers 52
5. Renee and Associates 48

BLACK SHEEP (93.4)

1. Duane's World 102
2. Jon & Kate+8 Minus Jon 101
3. The Unusual Suspects 90
4. Dalembert Report 88
5. Catdog 86

UGLY AMERICAN (94.8)

1. Eschaton 115
2. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 101
3. No Talent Ass Clowns 89
4. Phuck the Mets 86
5. Prom Night 83

BARDS (103)

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 112
2. Sofa Kingdom 103
3. The Hurtin Bombs 103
4. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 101
5. Leprechauns for Obama 96

*Average score of the top 5

O'NEALS (74.2)*

1. Dork Sided 84
2. Tooth Wind and Fire 80
3. To Be Announced 71
4. Liz is an Idiot 70
5. Bastard Children of Claire Huxtable 66

BARDS (96.6)

1. Sofa Kingdom 107**
2. Narotyzing Dysfunktion 107
3. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 93
4. Beefeater Gin 92
5. Stefania Knows Best 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS (89.8)

1. The Jams 116
2. 1022 85
3. Magnus ver Magnusson 83
4. But my Mom Says I'm Cool 83
5. Asparagus 82

BLACK SHEEP (83)

1. Duane's World 105
2. Catdog 91
3. Party 86
4. Visit isportacus.com. Yeah! 67
5. No Thrill w/o Bill 66

UGLY AMERICAN (66.8)

1. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 90
2. Free Netflix and Older Men 75
3. Lambda 71
4. Not to Late to Go to Quizzo at Roosevelt's 50
5. Mike's B****** 48

BARDS (89.8)

1. Sofa Bomblets 112
2. My Dad Has an Amazing Body 93
3. I Don't Even Know U & You're Already Creepy 84
4. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge 83
5. The Hair Lipped Reminders 77

*I've started keeping bar scores. Average of the top 5 scores, and top average wins that week. Bards Tuesday wins this week. **Sofa Kingdom defeated the Dysfunktion in OT with the year Spencer Tracy was born. Kingdom guessed 1898, Narcs guessed 1892, and the answer was 1900.

O'NEALS

1. Savage Henry 105
2. Why Is John's Rum Gone 104
3. Same Name as Last Week 101
4. Josh Wasn't That Into Her 95
5. Tooth Wind and Fire 92

BARDS

1. Joba's Mom, My Dealer 103
2. Happy Cinco De Mayo 89
3. Calcified Baby 66
4. Sacapuntos 66
5. We Like Fishsticks 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 114
2. 1022 100
3. Trust Us We Know 93
4. Hammer Pants Looking Heavy 92
5. Magnus ver Magnusson 91

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 106
2. Satan's Minions 102
3. Scribblers 98
4. 4th Estate Returns 91
5. Catdog 88

UGLY AMERICAN

1. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 88
2. Manny Ramirez's Long Sex Drive 72
3. Your Mother 65
4. Teacher Biotches and Cable Guy 63
5. No Talent Ass Clowns 55

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 118
2. Hurtin Bombs 105
3. Sam's Quik Shop All Stars 94
4. You Can Leave Your Socks On 87
5. Monkey Spunk 73

O'NEALS

1. Dorksided 112
2. Same Name as Last Week 108
3. Tooth WInd and Fire 99
4. Where's John's Rum Gone 92
5. Hutch 75

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 115
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 102
3. Hurtin Bombs 96
4. Ottoman Empire 83
5. How Bout Dem Bulls 75

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Quiz on Your Face 102
2. This is Not a Bus 93
3. Silence is Golden, Girls 86
4. Buy me a Bar 85
5. Barstool Racers 84

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 105
2. Catdog 100
3. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 83
4. Unusual Suspects 77
5. No Thrill w/o Bill 74

BARDS

1. Bards is My 2nd Favorite Bar 95
2. Yes You Can't 93
3. Grand Theft Auto 73
4. I'll Take Swine Flu 66
5. Schrute Farms 65

O'NEALS

1. Savage Henry 89
2. T. Mawesome 78
3. Why is John's Rum Gone 65
4. TWSS 60
5. Rocky Mountain Oysters 58

BARDS

1. Rain Delays Suck 101
2. Tooth Wind and Fire 92
3. $1 to See It, $2 to Touch It 88
4. Pulitzer Prize Winners 76
5. Pete the Birthday Loser 69

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Quiz on Your Face 96
2. 1022 93
3. The Jams 74
4. File Clerks 65
5. Tilda Swintons 60

BLACK SHEEP

1. Craigslist Killer...Qu-est-ce que c'est 98
2. Unusual Suspects 97
3. Duane's World 88
4. Becky's Birthday 87
5. Catdog 87

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 107
2. Interrupting Sloth 71
3. The Smiling Somalian 70
4. Lost my Microphone 68
5. Lesbotronics and Hot Dude 63

O'NEALS

1. Where Has John's Rum Gone 106
2. We Got Nothing 95
3. Frank's Still Fat 78
4. Where's Johnny? 68
5. I am Johnny Goodtimes' Idiot Brother 58

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
2. Sofa Kingdom 93
3. Learned Hand Job 81
4. Team Genius 63
5. Teabagging w/o Dick Armey 61

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. 1022 101
2. This is Not a Bus 92
3. Barstool Racers 88
4. When Harry Joined Whitey 88
5. Magnus von Magnusson 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 110
2. Baron Munchausen 108
3. Satan's Minions 92
4. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 92
5. Quiz on Your Face 82

BARDS

1. Heavy Petting Zoo 93
2. I'll See You With My Nub 90
3. Ron Anderson 67
4. TNS 62
5. Phillies Shoulda Beat Nats 61

O'NEALS

1. Devon Sawa's Butt 88**
2. Dorksided 88
3. This is Not a Bus 84
4. Same Name as Last Week 75
5. Standing Reputation 69

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 112
2. Hurtin Bombs 99
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 95
4. Ottoman Empire 80
5. Operation Mayhem 58

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Albuquerque Isotopes 95
2. Quiz On Your Face 90
3. The Jams 87
4. 1022 83
5. Guys at the Bar 82

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 101
2. The Unusual Suspects 92
3. Satan's MInions 87
4. Keep On Scratchin 71
5. Cat Minus Dog 71

BARDS

1. Mary Poppins Carnage 111
2. Hurtin Bombs 104
3. L. Ron Hubbard's diabetics 102
4. Transients 86
5. Rodney dangerfield is back to school 74
6. Fettucini Linguini Martini Bikini 74

**Won in Overtime on the question, "What is the population of Topeka?" They guessed 90,000, Dorksided guessed 300,000. The answer was 122,000.

O'NEALS

1. Dork Sided 100
2. Twiss 86
3. Sell Your Soul Train 85
4. Why is John's Rum Gone 82
5. Savage Henry 81

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 116
2. Not Cho Peas 97
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 80
4. Our Quizzo Team Fell off the Wagoneer 76
5. Marcellus Wallace 66

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 98
2. Quiz on Your Face 92
3. 1022 88
4. Nattering Nabobs 58
5. Barstool Racers 55

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Unusual Suspects 102
2. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 93
3. Satan's Minions 93
4. Sagehens 86
5. Duane's World 86

GOOD DOG

1. Good Dogs Go to Heaven 96
2. Eschaton 91
3. Nothin But Restless 74
4. SMRT 62
5. Phuck the Mets 61

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 115
2. Fanta Baws 84
3. Sex Panther 80
4. Just the Tip 77
5. G20 75

O'NEALS

1. American Violet 97
2. Villanofun 90
3. Man-Bro Beeves 89
4. Going Broke 82
5. BigPinkChair.com 73

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 113
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 109
3. You're what they call a practice girl 86
4. Jerome Where You Want To 79
5. The Freudian Penises, I mean, Slips 69

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 114
2. Lambda Lambda Lambda 103
3. Feels Like I'm Wearing Nothing at All! 98
4. Quiz On Your Face 78
5. The Bonks 76

BLACK SHEEP

1. Satan's Minions 99
2. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 98
3. The Unusual Suspects 90
4. Duane's World 88
5. Stop the Bus and Let My Brother Jack Off 87

GOOD DOG

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 101
2. Cap'n Crunch & the Cereal Killers 83
3. Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner 65
4. Bruce 65
5. Where are my friends? 6

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 111*
2. Sofa Kingdom 111
3. Cleveland Steamers of Quizzo 78
4. Duke Can Suck It Adam 75
5. Philipino Mix Tape 70

*Won in overtime on the question, "When did Beethoven release Moonlight Sonata?" They guessed 1808, SK guessed 1825, and it was 1801.

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 113
2. The Jams 98
3. Magnus Ver Magnusson 88
4. Snouts In the Trough 82
5. Trivial Pursuiters 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. Satan's Minions 110
2. What Up B***** 99
3. Duane's World 97
4. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 97
5. Catdog 95

GOOD DOG

1. Invincible Ignorance 94
2. Meta-Name 88
3. Sheriffs of Nottingham 81
4. Lord Chesterfield 71
5. Where's My Friends 70

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 97
2. Firebird Sweet 84
3. Abuse of Discretion 80
4. Bards is my 2nd Favorite Bar 67
5. AIG 58

O'NEALS

1. Happy Mar10 Day 104
2. Hopplhead 90
3. Why's John's Rum Gone 88
4. How to Treat a Lady 88
5. Young Old and Restless 86

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 105
2. Chris Brown's Greatest Hits 84
3. Bad Amish 83
4. You're What They Call a 'Practice Girl' 67
5. That's Why You're Fat 63

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Quiz All Over Your Face 107
2. The Jams 98
3. 1022 90
4. PBR Pounders 84
5. Susan's Peters 83

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 106
2. Satan's Minions 99
3. Sofa Kingdom 98
4. Unusual Suspects 91
5. Catdog 87

BARDS

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 110
2. Lacedarius O'Brickashaw 107
3. L. Ron Hubbard Diabetics 100
4. Hurtin Bombs 98
5. Orin Hatch Stimulus 93

O'NEALS

1. Savage Henry 101
2. Spare Placemat 100
3. Why is John's Rum Gone 95
4. My Wife Can't Wrestle But You Should See Her Box 80
5. Lost at Seahawks 78

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 108
2. Chip Chantry Said to Say Hi 68
3. AIG: And It's Gone 66
4. Can't Swim 55
5. Commie Homo Loving Son of a Gun 37

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108
2. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 107
3. This is Not a Bus 100
4. 1022 98
5. Quiz on Your Face 86

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 112
2. Satan's Minions 109
3. Catdog 93
4. Gridlock 81
5. Tim's New Lap Dog 76

GOOD DOG

1. Eschaton 103
2. Get Confident, Stupid Peen 101
3. Fort Awesome 92
4. Spitzer's Revenge 75
5. Silently Judging You 73

BARDS

1. Sofa Bombs 108
2. Lambda Lambda Lambda 99
3. It's Sonja's Birthday 95
4. Erik S. Is Not Married 82
5. Diego's Red Rocket 73

O'NEALS

1. Why's John's Rum Gone 106
2. What do I Gotta Show to Get Your Anal Beads 87
3. Tip Your Servers 87
4. MIchael Phelps? I'd Hit That 74
5. Three Amigos 64

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 103
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100
3. Her Ass Is Haunted 99
4. 71% of Stats are Made Up 71
5. Party Like It's 1997 70

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Sofa Kingdom 109
2. The Jams 104
3. Trust Us We Know 98
4. Lamda 98
5. This Is Not a Bus 97

BLACK SHEEP

1. The 4th Estate 103
2. Satan's Minions 103
3. Duane's World 101
4. Catdog 97
5. River of Rocks 96

GOOD DOG

1. Eschaton 99
2. Fort Awesome 89
3. Barenaked Ladies Night at the Museum 83
4. You've Come a Long Way, Peter North 74
5. Shomer Shabbas 72

BARDS

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 114
2. Hurtin kingdom 110
3. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 95
4. When BJ Speaks, an Angel Gets Its Wings 82
5. Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em 81

O'NEALS

1. Why's John's Rum Gone 101
2. Dorksided 90
3. Polar Bears with Bulimia 87
4. Sabor de Soledad 86
5. Swimmin w/ Bow Legged Women 83

BARDS

1. Police Athletic League 81
2. No B**** Questions 74
3. Just DU It 68
4. Icey Buffalo WIngs 65
5. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 56
6. Jane's Medical Boards 56

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams* 99
2. My Mom Says I'm Cool 97
3. This is Not a Bus 87
4. Bounty Hunters 86
5. Quiz On Your Face 84

BLACK SHEEP

1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 105
2. Satan's Kingdom 99
3. No Thrill w/o Bill 91
4. Samantha Brown, Buy Us a Round 81
5. Chimps on Xanax 80

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 101
2. Chimps Off the Old Block 99
3. Grabasstic Pieces 91
4. McNugget-Tini 87
5. Axis of Evil Knieval 81

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 109
2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 99
3. Beltran Wants to Kill Cole's Baby 91
4. Baby Squid 90
5. No Means Anal 88

*aka "Obviosuly A-Rod Wasn't Taking Steroids in October"

O'NEALS

1. Savage Henry 86
2. Queerer than Snuggies 85
3. Why's John's Rum Gone 84
4. Cellphone in My Pocket 77
5. This Is Not a Bus 71

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 110
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 93
3. A-Rod Plays Small Ball 83
4. Money B**** 83
5. Slumdogs 80

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108**
2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 108
3. Quiz All Over Your Face 89
4. 1022 89
5. My Mom Says I'm Cool 87

BLACK SHEEP

1. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 105
2. Duane's World 91
3. Random Encounter 85
4. No THrill w/o Bill 79
5. Catdog 77

GOOD DOG

1. Axis of Evil Knieval 112
2. Fort Awesome 109
3. Invincible Ignorance 91
4. Agnew's Nabobs 78
5. The Underachievers 67

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 107
2. Eschaton 103
3. Beef With Broccoli 99
4. Has Been Kingdom 94
5. I Facebooked Your Mom 86

**Won in Double Overtime

O'NEALS

1. Assbags 88
2. Federal House Needs a Roommate 86
3. Team Names: Not our Forte 83
4. Trivial Pursuiters 83
5. This is Not a Bus 82

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 86
2. Show Minus One 72
3. Just the Tip 68
4. Western Omelette 61
5. The Handsomest Team 57

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 104**
2. Quiz On Your Face 97
3. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 84
4. The Champs 83
5. 1022 79

BLACK SHEEP

1. Sofa Kingdom 99
2. Duane's World 97
3. Penn 15 Club 81
4. Quiet Resolve of Wendie Jo Sperber 79
5. Econsluts 77

GOOD DOG

1. 100 Yard Daschle 101
2. Nothin' But Restless 75
3. Fort Awesome 73
4. Shomer Shabbas 67
5. The 4 Horsemen 56

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 97
2. Eschaton 91
3. Total Peanut Butter Recall 82
4. I Sold My Gold Medal For Pot 72
5. Magnum 65

**Fifth win in a row. Bounty Bowl on Wednesday.

O'NEALS

1. Not Carrying Your Dead Weight 78
2. Why's John's Rum Gone? 70
3. This Is What Happens Larry 57
4. This Is Not a Bus 56
5. Balzac 48

BARDS

1. Hurley Needs a Cool Codename 88*
2. Sofa Kingdom 88
3. Shut Updike 62
4. All the SIngle Ladies 56
5. Western Omelette 53

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 88
2. 1022 75
3. No One's As Irish As Barack Obama 67
4. Jessica Simpson Hearts Cheesesteak Soup 58
5. Michelle the Legend 57

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 97
2. Cat Dog 87
3. The Filers 67
4. No Thrill w/o Bill 64
5. Smells Like Mice 59

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 86
2. Homosexual Agenda 83
3. Weak Stream 83
4. How Big Is Your Stimulus Package? 80
5. Shomer Shabbas 70

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 114**
2. Eschaton 103
3. Lamda Lamda Lamda 102
4. Hurtin Bombs 95
5. Pre-Teen Pregnancy Pact 88

*Almost pulled off one of the biggest chokes in quizzo history. After blowing a ten point lead in the final round, we went to double overtime. Question was, "Kurt Warner has the record for most yards in a Super Bowl. How many yards did he throw for?" Gabe said "414". He was right, and the Sofa Kingdom had no clue. However, Gabe inexplicably said it so loud that the Kingdom heard, so we went to triple OT, and Hurley Needs a Codename was able to win it then.
**Busiest night of the year at the Bards Thursday. Crazy packed. And I had to pay out $30. A damn shame. For the record, Tues./Wed.'s quiz was a fair amount harder than Thursdays.

O'NEALS

1. But Why is John's Rum Gone? 97
2. This is Not a Bus 84
3. Brief Interviews W/ Hideous Men 79
4. Dork Sided 77
5. City Lickers 2 66

BARDS

1. The Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 105
2. Sofa Kingdom 104
3. A Good 8 Yr. Old Doesn't Need a Mom 84
4. Emo Lawns Cut Themselves 80
5. Chablis 60

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 102
2. We Have Nothing to Fear, But the Aliens 96
3. 1022 91
4. Trust Us We Know 89
5. Dan and Kristy Forever 86

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 97
2. Always Money in the Banana Stand 92
3. Green River Wolves 70
4. The Nordiners 67
5. Air Jordan 62

GOOD DOG

1. Guantanamo Bay Packers 117
2. Barack Steady 106
3. Invincible Ignorance 104
4. Where the Hell Are my Friends? 91
5. Young Jeezy 76

BARDS

1. The Hurtin Bombs 119
2. The Sofa Kingdom 114
3. Lamda Lamda Lamda 107
4. Just the Tip 97
5. Happy Wrong # By the Sea 93

O'NEALS

1. Dorksided 101


2. Why's John's Rum Gone 91


3. Same As Last Week 87


4. Young Old and Restless 86


5. A Whole Bunch of Nothing 82

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100


2. Beauties and the Beast 83


3. Just the Tip 76


4. If you Get Beat By Us, Don't Procreate 61


5. Cheese Balls 52

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 106


2. The Casket is Lined With Fine Corinthian Leather 97


3. Playoff Beards 95


4. 1022 95


5. Trust Us We Know 88

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 100


2. Urkel's My DD 83


3. The Genus Edition 81


4. Pull My Finger 75


5. Six Days Left 72

GOOD DOG

1. Lord Chesterfield & Windsor Court 87


2. Idle Time Between Shots 85


3. Invincible Ignorance 76


4. 2nd Place Stormy 60


5. The Lushies 55

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 111


2. How Much for a Flight to the Hudson River? 100


3. Sodomy: A Long-Standing Tradition 99


4. Hurtin Bombs 98


5. Cutz Dat Flo 90

O'NEALS

1. Dorksided 107
2. Lord Moustache Rides Again 89
3. Where is Thumkin 79
4. Face Cracker 77
5. Sue Pete 49

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 107*
2. Sofa Kingdom 107
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
4. Marley Dies in the End 95
5. Tim Tebow's V-Card 89

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108
2. Pussycat Dollz 104
3. 1022 96
4. I'm the One With Stigmata 87
5. Tango and Cash 78

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 112
2. Catdog 109
3. We Can't Win at Fergies 107
4. 13 More Days of Bush 98
5. Sexual Chocolate 66

GOOD DOG

1. Cherry Hill Vitamin Shoppe 110
2. Fightin' Quakers 99
3. Lord Chesterfield 88
4. Touched by Wong 86
5. Axis of Evil Knieval 85

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 116
2. Western Omelette 108
3. I'm Worried About Coop 89
4. Just the Tip 84
5. Ninja Turtle Pizza Cheese 70

*Won on tie breaker question: In what year was Jeff Bezos born? Sofa said 1955, Bombs said 1964. It was 1964.

O'NEALS

1. No Means Anal 96
2. Elizabeth Kostova 89
3. Johnny and Art Share a Watch 85
4. Sue Went Back to Work 84
5. Society Hillbillies 76

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 96
2. Preteen Pregnancy Pact 91
3. Jessie Spano's Caffeine Pills 76
4. Cornbread Mafia 71
5. My Couch Pulls Out. I Don't. 65

O'NEALS

1. Young, Old, and Restless 98
2. Why's John's Rum Gone 83
3. Merry Listas 69
4. Murder Book 67
5. Baby Pictures of Ruthless Dictators 53

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 93
2. ...Angel Gets It's Wings 69
3. 13th Grade 66
4. Blue Ball Assassins 65
5. Predictably Last 45

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Everyone 91*
2. The Jams 83
3. 1022 71
4. Team Estrogen 61
5. I Love Foot Stink 55

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 110
2. Sexual Chocolate 98
3. Ze Frosted Umlauts 78
4. Total Strangers 76
5. Who Throws a Shoe? 66

GOOD DOG

1. Invincible 98
2. Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins 86
3. Hanukkah Harrys 84
4. Duck Billed Assholes 83
5. Ignorance 77

BARDS

1. Thank God It's Them Instead of You 100
2. Hurtin Bombs 91
3. Axis of Evil Knieval 91
4. Just the Tip 81
5. Padma's Arm Scar 75

*Won the $20 bounty, which they donated to the Covenant House

O'NEALS

1. Why is John's Rum Gone 114
2. Young Old and Restless 101
3. Federalist Rolling Papers 99
4. Less Than Nothin' 94
5. Steve O. 91

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 111
2. Sofa Kingdom 105
3. Anal Bum Cover 96
4. Acey Douchey 94
5. Re-Sign Pat 93

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 114
2. Millions for Defense, Not a Dime for a Senate Seat 90
3. Sunny Never Rises 88
4. Me Fail English? Unpossible 84
5. Grateful Dems 75

BLACK SHEEP

1. Gas Grass or Ass: Senate Seats Ain't Free 110*
2. Duane's World 110
3. 25 ta Life 101
4. C-Section 88
5. Senate Seats on E-Bay 85

GOOD DOG

1. Always $$ in the Banana Stand 104
2. Invincible Ignorance 99
3. Where the Hell are My Friends 91
4. Steve O 72
5. Dude Abides 70

BARDS

1. Dimitri the Lover 108
2. Hurtin' Bombs 103
3. Happy Wrong # by the Sea 87
4. Jewish Mothers 78
5. Dynamic Duo 67

*Won in a tiebreaker. Had to guess what year Johnny the Barback was born. GGA guessed 1983, Duane's World guessed 1984. The answer was 1981.

O'NEALS

1. We Got Nothin' 83
2. Why is John's Rum Gone 80
3. Free shots at Applebees 79
4. This is Not a Bus 76
5. Young, Old, and Restless 71

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 105
2. Re-Sign Pat 57
3. Sloppy Seconds 54
4. Dave's Angels 50
5. IDK, my BFF Jess? 48

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 92
2. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 84
3. Accidental Gunshot Wounds 81
4. Troll Toll 78
5. Trust Us We Know 61

BLACK SHEEP

1. That Team 98
2. Sexual Chocolate 88
3. Duane's World 86
4. Bollywood Dance Massacre 82
5. Baron Munchausen 80

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 94
2. Christina's World 91
3. Us and Them 91
4. Extra Large Popcorn 86
5. Dynamic Duo 81

O'NEALS

1. Johnny Hates Rugby 109
2. Why's John's Rum Gone 92
3. Young Old and Restless 91
4. Douchebaggage 68
5. Fat Chicks in Party Hats 52

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 107
2. ??? 94
3. Left Hand Shake 76
4. Flailing Tube Man 74
5. Bowling for Kids Sake 71

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 114
2. Where's Johnny? 99
3. Mr. Green Jeans 93
4. Team Ramrod 88
5. 1022 79

O'NEALS

1. Young, the Old, and the Restless 90
2. Why's the Rum Gone? 87
3. Brains 'R' Us 86
4. This is not a bus 80
5. Whimsey McCloud 75

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 104
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 96
3. She Got Ass Rot 70
4. The Nudist Balloonists 58
5. Photo Hunt All Stars 40

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 97
2. Trust Us We Know 87
3. The Seawards 77
4. 1022 76
5. Obama Palin 2012 68

BLACK SHEEP

1. Gellin With Magellan 102
2. Duane's World 93
3. James Joyce Dewitt 91
4. The NumNums 86
5. Third Circus 85

GOOD DOG

1. Invicible Ignorance 95
2. Where the Hell are my Friends 92
3. Shomer Shabbas 84
4. Give Them the Stick 78
5. Jr. League Ladies Club, Obvi., Totes, Holla 72

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 106
2. Zam's Club 101
3. Hurtin Bombs 99
4. Western Omelette 95
5. BBC, Yeah You Know Me 90

Some of you might remember this from a few years ago. I actually had numerous people ask me about my "fiancee" because they thought this was real. Good times. Good times. O'NEALS

1. Why's the Rum Gone 88
2. Young Old and Restless 84
3. Los Federalis 80
4. Daniel's Jazz Combo 79
5. Flagged 59

BARDS

1. Pullout Sofa 103
2. Two Step Hustle and Flow 98
3. Bernard Kosar, MD 93
4. Old Skool 85
5. Just the Tip 82

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 99
2. Obama-Palin 2012 97
3. Trust Us We Know 86
4. Leprechauns Tell Me to Burn Things 76
5. Sue Pete 65

BLACK SHEEP

1. CatDog 109
2. Duane's World 96
3. Beers on JGT 96
4. The Robert Moses 87
5. Trashtastic 79

GOOD DOG

1. Invincible Ignorance 102
2. Martha and the Vanilla Beans 90
3. Where the Hell are My Friends 82
4. Anal Bum Covers 77
5. The Underachievers 70

BARDS

1. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge 111
2. Sofa Kingdom 104
3. Men of Valour 85
4. Hurtin Bombs 84
5. Healthy Hairy and Half My Age 84

O'NEALS

1. Whimsey McCloud 105
2. Perfidious Knaves 91
3. Old Rum 81
4. Joshi 64

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 104
2. Partisan Hacks 81
3. I Want Johnny Goodtimes to Nail Me 74
4. Functioning Alcoholics 52
5. War on String Unwinnable, Says Cat General 51

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Theo Huxtable 113
2. Grover Cleveland 108
3. The Jams 106
4. Trust Us We Know 92
5. 1022 82

BLACK SHEEP

1. Sarah B's Wasilla Warriors 113
2. Duane's World 110
3. World Ph***ing Quizzo Champions 99
4. Electoral Knowledge 85
5. I Can See Russia From My House 84

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 94
2. Forgetting Sarah Palin 91
3. Zorro Ps in Zs 90
4. Touched by Wong 89
5. Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Wong 87

BARDS

1. Single People Eat Crackers 104
2. Sofa Kingdom 100
3. Happy Wrong Number By the Sea 97
4. Aruba Kitty 97
5. Hurtin Bombs 96

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 113
2. 3 1/2 Innings 91
3. Paid Volunteers 77
4. Nudist Balloonists 60
5. The Plum Smugglers 54

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 107
2. Duane's World 92
3. Playing the Percentages 87
4. 1022 75
5. Dirty Underfoots 48

GOOD DOG

1. Sarah Palin's Spawn 90
2. Axis of Evil Knieval 89
3. The Internationals 74
4. Long Live the 40 oz. 59
5. Underachievers 44

O'NEALS

1. No Regular Numb 96
2. Why's The Rum Gone? 86
3. Young Old and Restless 85
4. Tampa is the Insightly Growth on America's Junk 66
5. I Dig Pigs 57

BARDS

1. Sexually Attracted to Fire 111
2. Sofa Kingdom 109
3. Hurtin Bombs 96
4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 91
5. Nick is Mad Old 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Duane's World 101
2. Western Omelette 97
3. JGTF 93
4. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 92
5. Mean Green Mother From Outer Space 88

GOOD DOG

1. Steve's Anticipatory Gash 112
2. Outpost Awesome 81
3. Underachievers 66
4. Our Score is Based on the Gold Standard 42

O'NEALS

1. Douche Baggage 104
2. Why's the Rum Gone 80
3. Altar Boys 75
4. Three Men and a Little Lady 72
5. Simon Le Boner 63

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 102
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
3. Cornbread Mafia 70
4. Alabama Hot Pocket 62
5. Drunken Starfish 58

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Dodger Killers 97
2. The Jams 91
3. Phils Are 5-0 When We're Here 72
4. 1022 60
5. JT 52

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 83
2. So's Your Face 73
3. My Other Team's Your Mom 64
4. X 56
5. Buy Us Another Round 50

GOOD DOG

1. Axis of Evil Knieval 115
2. Phulphil the Phantasy 63
3. Shomer Shabbas 62
4. If Victorino Were a Beer...59
5. John Bender's Mobile Infantry 55

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 117
2. Hurtin Bombs 102
3. Western Omelette 94
4. We Heart Aidan 83
5. Is It Over yet? 83

O'NEALS

1. Why's the Rum Gone 96
2. Nomads 95
3. Whimsey McCloud 94
4. The Upshot 84
5. The Keating Three 77

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 96
2. Sofa Kingdom 91
3. Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo 77
4. These Flies Have West Nile 66
5. Nudist Balloonists 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 97
2. Lawrence's Last Stand 94
3. Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly 87
4. OJ Stands for Offtoda Joint 85
5. 400 Hours of Graphics 84

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 93
2. Broad Street Bellies 87
3. The Muttonchops 80
4. Team Big Little 67
5. Wildcard Bitches 66

GOOD DOG

1. Invincible Ignorance 103
2. Axis of Evil Knieval 92
3. Lambda 82
4. Doggoneyoubetchawink 77
5. Where are my friends? 67

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 92
2. Thrilla From Wasilla 75
3. HBK 69
4. I Put My 401 k on the Phillies 67
5. Go Big or Go Home 59

O'NEALS

1. Why is the Rum Gone? 104
2. Whimsey McCloud 96
3. Rittenhouse Squares 92
4. Nomads 88
5. Mazel Tov 87

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 119
2. Sofa Kingdom 107
3. Hurtin Bombs 98
4. Just the Tip 82
5. The Douches 79

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 113
2. Superfriends 97
3. Cold Hand Luke 91
4. 1022 70
5. Den's Glends 61

BLACK SHEEP

1. Axis of Evil Knieval 105
2. Duane's World 100
3. Wax That Bush Doctrine 92
4. Joe Buck Hates America 88
5. Is this Team Name Clever 70

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 89
2. Scweissefusse 81
3. Underachievers 55

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 99
2. Lee Trevino's Putting Challenge 89
3. Western Omelette 87
4. Alaskan Queen Clam 71
5. I Can See Russian From My House 69

O'NEALS

1. Young Old and Restless 103
2. Where's the Rum? 78
3. Bad Finger 76
4. Scroto Saggins 71
5. We Got Nothin' 69

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 90
2. Western Omelette 72
3. Because She was a Hoo-Wah 68
4. Neither Seen Nor Heard 60
5. Nudist Balloonists 54

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 87
2. Lead Paint 85
3. Jessie's Birthday 84
4. Trust Us We Know 76
5. 1022 75

BLACK SHEEP

1. There's Always Money in the Banana Stand 107
2. Axis of Evil Knieval 105
3. Duane's World 100
4. Penn 15 Club 92
5. Colonel Kurtz 81

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 104
2. Bob Lablaw's Law Blog 92
3. I've Got a Good Member 86
4. Diamond as Big As the Ritz 66

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 114
2. Kind of Gay 99
3. Sissy Marionettes 97
4. Hair 3.14 97
5. Just the Tip 93
6. Phuck the Mets 88

O'NEALS

1. Hand Over the Rum 100
2. Hot Bar 99
3. Dorksided 96
4. We Got Nothin' 96
5. Young Old & Restless 88

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 109*
2. Western Omelette 109
3. Ryan Howard for Emperor 103
4. Worried About Coop 91
5. Ermine Muff 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams (aka Broad Street Bullies) 113
2. TFJM 85
3. Trust Us We Know 80
4. 1022 71
5. Pal-O-Mine 37

BLACK SHEEP

1. So's Your Face 104**
2. Axis of Evil Knieval 99
3. Catdog 93
4. Hurtin Bombs 93
5. Beards and the Broads 92

GOOD DOG

1. Moist Makers 75
2. Underachievers 59
3. Comma Chameleon 57
4. C+ Average 48
5. Vagina Dentata 43

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 109
2. Sofa Kingdom 101
3. Western Omelette 99
4. Mother Chucker 91
5. Satan's MInions 90

O'NEALS

1. We Got Nothin' 91


2. Young Old Restless 90


3. EPM 78


4. Mike Hunt's Clam Juice 74


5. My Dacky Wears Adidas 58

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 110


2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 105


3. Bring Back RJ Swindle 97


4. This is my first time...Be Gentle 95


5. The Homosexual Agenda 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Trust Us We Know 105


2. Spongebob 89


3. 1022 85


4. The jams 83


5. You Can Put Lipstick on Barack... 70

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 108


2. TO Has BO 106


3. Axis of Evil Knieval 104


4. CatDog 99


5. Doc Eison's Leisure Time Products 98

GOOD DOG

1. Double D List Celebrities 93


2. Oakwood Rectal Exam 91


3. C+ Average 74


4. Team Ketchup 73


5. Balls in an Urn 54

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 109


2. The Lord Cometh...Twice 91


3. Stop Being a B***** 83


4. Almost as Good As Bad Sex 82


5. 3's Company, 4's a Crowd 78

O'NEALS

1. But Where's the Rum 92


2. The Daunting Prospects 89


3. Scrotto Saggins 85


4. We Got Nothin' 71


5. Altar Servers 61

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100


2. Sofa Kingdom 93


3. Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy 88


4. VP Moose Knuckle 84


5. Ermine Muff 80

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Susan's Peters 100


2. Trust Us We Know 84


3. Always There 82


4. File Clerks 79


5. Joe Lieberman is in Witness Protection 77

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 93


2. Learned Handjob 92


3. Mr. Plow 90


4. MIke Dimarco 90


5. Pot Bellied Pigs 84

GOOD DOG

1. Palin Comparison 91


2. Palin Hates Polar Bears 85


3. Steve O 79


4. Underachievers 70


5. Shomer Shabbas 60

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 102


2. Pitbulls and Hockey Moms 96


3. Bristol and Levi 4-Eva 93


4. We Know WHo Took Your Chair 93


5. Alex Trebeck Runs Full Speed...92

O'NEALS

1. Young, Old, and Restless 99
2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 95
3. Where's the Rum Gone 94
4. Scrotto Saggins 86
5. Monstrous Magician 83
6. Dork Sided 83

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 106
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 103
3. Touch Dicks 91
4. David Wright is a Catcher 85
5. Worried About Coop 68

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 112
2. Party Unity My Ass 98
3. Rural Jurors 95
4. Susan's Peters 93
5. My Mom Says I'm Cool 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. That's a Big Twinkie 99
2. Duane's World 89
3. CatDog 77
4. Sexual Nintendo 77
5. Joe Biden Copied Off My Paper 73

GOOD DOG

1. Bad Parenting 59
2. Mr. & Mrs. Schlossenbergenstein 57
3. Library Slaves 55
4. JohnnyBettertimes 50
5. Red Rockets 33

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 91
2. Fove Fried Chickens 84
3. Diego's Giant Dancing Ass 82
4. I'm Worried About Coop 79

O'NEALS

1. Young Old and Restless 114*
2. Why's the Rum Gone? 114
3. Dorksided Fingers 110
4. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 109
5. Altar Boys 100

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 113
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 109
3. Hurtin Bombs 98
4. Touch Dicks 90
5. Yu Wa Chinese Foo? 82

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 112
2. Susan's Peters 93
3. 1022 89
4. Transexual Taser Fight 77
5. Budweiser over me! 52

BLACK SHEEP

1. CatDog 99
2. Duane's World 95
3. Mark Spitz Phelps Swallows 91
4. Doc Eison's Leisure Time Products 89
5. Buffer Zone 82

GOOD DOG

1. Lamda 77
2. Karaoke Afterwards Everyone? 72
3. Zimas 4 Everyone 70
4. Cornbread Mafia 66
5. The Right Stuff 65

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 93
2. Diego's Panties 88
3. Spanish Pantalonies 83
4. Everybody Gets One Dead Hooker 78
5. Western Omelette 74

*WON IN OVERTIME

O'NEALS

1. Young, Old and Restless 103
2. This is Not a Bus 96
3. Friends in Law 83
4. We Got Nothin' 82
5. Why is the Rum Gone 80

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 113
2. Lamda 96
3. Two Fish Riding a Bicycle 93
4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 90
5. Sofa Kingdom 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 112
2. Susan's Peters 88
3. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 82
4. McCain is Not Abel 74
5. Michael Phelps Can Stroke My Breast 72

BLACK SHEEP

1. Satan's Minions 111
2. Duane's World 98
3. CatDog 94
4. The Michael Phlps of Quizzo 80
5. John Edwards Love Child 77

GOOD DOG

1. Furry Meatloaf 88
2. I Love Funnel Cake 72
3. Another Drink Please 66
4. Broseph 53
5. Team X-treme 52

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 106
2. Western Omelette 96
3. Hurtin Bombs 93
4. Mrs. Goodtimes 92
5. The Coy Tools 85

O'NEALS

1. Young, Old and Restless 108
2. Team #7 106
3. Scrotto Saggins 106
4. Frackin Toasters 101
5. She Works Here 87

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 104
2. Hurtin' Bombs 100
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 87
4. Bulgaria is For Lovers 83
5. Touch Dicks 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 111
2. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 107
3. Barry's Energy Policy 97
4. Susan's Peters 94
5. 1022 93

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Michael Phelps of Quizzo 88
2. Duane's World 85
3. Catdog 85
4. Pressed Ham 78
5. East German Olympic Team 77

GOOD DOG

1. Straightjacket and Tights 93
2. Diego's Panties 90
3. Shomer Shabbas 77
4. Ezekiel 25:17 75
5. Cornbread Mafia 72

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 109
2. Touch Dicks 103
3. Eschaton 102
4. Wait...Freddie Mercury was Gay? 76
5. Jessie Spano's Caffeine Pills 69

O'NEALS

1. Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week 101
2. Jeremy's Fingers 100
3. We Got Nothin' 100
4. But Why's the Rum Gone 93
5. Dave's Panty Droppers 76

BARDS

1. The Buffaloes 107
2. Sofa Kingdom 101
3. 20th Street 95
4. HUrtin Bombs 87
5. Narco Dysfunktion 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Phil's Not Here, Man 102
2. Trust Us We Know 93
3. 1022 92
4. My Mom Says I'm Cool 86
5. Dick Storm 59

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 100
2. John Brown's Booty 89
3. The Axis of Evil Knieval 79
4. Brainship 74
5. Tommy John Wayne Arnold Jackson 74

GOOD DOG

1. Oakwood Reformed 89
2. Cornbread Mafia 86
3. Fort Awesome 85
4. Coitus? 79
5. My Cat Weighs 45 Pounds 74

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 111
2. Preteen Pregnancy Pact 110
3. Team Weiss 102
4. Jessie Spano's Caffeine Pills 88
5. Just the Tip 80

O'NEALS

1. Jeremy's Fingers 101
2. Young Old and Restless 100
3. Dorksided 99
4. We Got Nothin 94
5. I Had Your Moms Cell # 88

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 108**
2. Sofa Kingdom 108
3. Puerto Rico Bound 101
4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100
5. Tuesday Night Brights 92

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108
2. Trust Us We Know 93
3. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 90
4. Mendte's Email Maniacs 89
5. Susan's Peters 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. John Brown's Booty 101
2. Duane's World 94
3. 5th Placers 92
4. Stop, Or My Mom Will Die 86
5. Sparkling Celebration Drinkers 83

GOOD DOG

1. Pseudoscientologists 81
2. Home Despot 67
3. The Master Batters 59
4. Underachievers 54
5. Awesome Blossom 52

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 100
2. Hurtin Bombs 95
3. Quackenbush 90
4. We Buy S*** in Bulk 70
5. Beauty & the Beasts 65

**won in overtime

O'NEALS

1. We Got Nothin' 100
2. Boo? FU 96
3. Dork Sided 93
4. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 92
5. No Names 70

BARDS

1. Hurtin' Bombs 103
2. Sofa Kingdom 98
3. Western Omelette 89
4. Mike Serazio: Great Life Partner 86
5. She's Only 3 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 109
2. My Mom Says I'm Cool 90
3. Susan's Peters 90
4. Trust Us We Know 88
5. 1022 80

BLACK SHEEP

1. John Brown's Booty 108
2. Chandra Levy's Jogging Buddy 84
3. Duane's World 77
4. Better Than You 74
5. Expatriots 69

GOOD DOG

1. Sofa Kingdom 109
2. The Juice Is Running 84
3. Shomer Shabbas 78
4. Boo? FU! 64
5. Missing Phalanges 57

BARDS

1. Diego's Moist Panties 115
2. Western Omelette 105
3. Yes You Can't 98
4. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me 96
5. Hurtin Bombs 89

O'NEALS

1. Mochachino Boy Sluts 112
2. Young, Old, Restless 91
3. Life's a Lemon 89
4. Dorksided 87
5. Ham Dog Pilgrims 83

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 108
2. Sofa Kingdom 102
3. Zip! Bam! Pow! 84
4. Bonhammer 83
5. Western Omelette 81
6. Narco Dysfunktion 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Jams 100
2. This is Not a Bus 98
3. Lost W/O Maureen 84
4. Fighting Mongooses 60
5. File Clerks 56

BLACK SHEEP

1. John Brown's Booty 109
2. Duane's World 96
3. Matthew McConaghy's Nephew 95
4. Axis of Evil Knieval 91
5. Penn Fifteen Club 86

BARDS

1. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me...107
2. Diego's Moist Panties 97
3. Sofa Kingdom 92
4. Drive Shaft 85
5. Show Minus One 84

ONEALS

1. Life's a Lemon 112
2. Tony's Home 101
3. Boo Cubs Wait for No One 97
4. Young, Old, and Restless 91
5. The Embarrassments 88

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 107
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
3. Sofa Kingdom 93
4. Nobama, No Way 83
5. Western Omelette 77

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. 1022 102
2. The Jams 101
3. Trust Us We Know 98
4. My Mom Says I'm Cool 96
5. Gogurt Oh Face 92

BLACK SHEEP

1. Brain Puddin' 101
2. Catdog 98
3. Duane's World 97
4. Penn Fifteen Club 94
5. Team Chiavettas 93

GOOD DOG

1. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 93
2. No More June Swoon 85
3. Janene Showers Naked 76
4. Flugger Farver 67
5. Ballbusters 6

6 BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 108
2. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me 107
3. Jem and the Holograms 101
4. Jimmy's Angels 92
5. I Call the Big One Bitey 91

O'NEALS

1. Zombie George Carlin 104
2. DorkSided 103
3. We're Here to Kill Your Monster 92
4. The N Crowd 85
5. Philla Killas 80

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 113
2. Hurtin Bombs 108
3. The Unemployed 96
4. El Narcotizo 90
5. Future Fathers of Gloucester, MA 74

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 113
2. Trust Us We Know 111
3. Hippy Dippy Weathermen 88
4. Epic Fail 86
5. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 77

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 111
2. Doc Eisen's Leisure Time Products 99
3. Axis of Evil Knieval 97
4. Penn 15 Club 91
5. McKie's Hired Guns 84

GOOD DOG

1. AAR 86
2. Shomer Shabbas 82
3. Fantastic Foundlings 71
4. Pinkertons 69
5. Underachivers 69

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 110
2. Hurtin Bombs 105
3. Girls Gone Oscar Wilde 100
4. Kobe, How's My A$$ Taste 99
5. This is not a Bus 95

O'NEALS

1. Testicular Fortitude 102


2. Goodbye Bobbie 100


3. Dorksided 97


4. Young, Old and Restless 90


5. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 89

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 107


2. El Narcotizo 105


3. Hurtin Bombs 102


4. The Epidermitologist 81


5. Cold Popeyes For Breakfast 77

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 97


2. Meet the Cemetary 91


3. Drunk Baby Brighton Early 89


4. 1022 72


5. Good bya Minaya 67

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 103


2. Duane's World 97


3. Ass Destruction 89


4. Penn Fifteen Club 85


5. Ebony Ovines 66

GOOD DOG

1. The Penn Fifteen Club 89


2. Chelsea's Kosher Kitchen 86


3. Morningwood 71


4. Rocket Scientists 70


5. Pelvis Breastley 66

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 101


2. The Excessively Hirsute 98


3. Sofa Kingdom 95


4. Jesse and the Rippers 95


5. Western Omelette 84

O'NEALS

1. L. Ron's Diabetics 97
2. Young, Old, and Restless 93
3. We Got Nothin' 90
4. Smiley's People 69
5. Swampass 66

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 114
2. Big Brownouts 108
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 97
4. Hurtin Bombs 92
5. Bea Arthur's Alabama Hot Pocket 9

1 LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. But My Mom Says I'm Cool...and Lambda 107
2. Jams 106
3. Trust Us We Know 101
4. 1022 84
5. Corn Speckled Mud Snakes 76

BLACK SHEEP

1. In Pursuit of Ale 106
2. Duane's World 105
3. Duffy's Weapons of Ass Destruction 98
4. ADHD 92
5. 30 Year Old Virgin 89

GOOD DOG

1. Obviously You're Not a Golfer 95 (won in OT)
2. Penn 15 Club 95
3. Poppin the Quizzo Cherry 77
4. In the Way 74
5. Obamas Baby Mamas 69

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 108
2. I lIke Birds 87
3. Suck It Trebeck 85
4. Rick Santorum 82
5. Deez Nuts 75

O'NEALS

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 111
2. Chip 'N' Charge 106
3. Young, Old, and Restless 102
4. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 98
5. I'm Brett Myers Wife 71

BARDS (Rained Out) LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 105
2. Always $ in the Banana Stand 96
3. Better Than You 87
4. Mandale Kaufmann 76
5. Trust Us We Know 75

BLACK SHEEP

1. Sofa Kingdom 101
2. Team Chiavettas 92
3. Penn Fifteen Club 85
4. Duane's World 82
5. Wide Stances 74

GOOD DOG

1. Pish De Luxe B-Day Time 98
2. Underachievers 89
3. I'm Not a Witch, I'm Your WIfe 86
4. Jesus Camp 82
5. Some Kind of Beef 77

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 113
2. Cold Rod 101
3. Suck It Trebeck 94
4. Lewis Haynes Takes a Shower 93
5. Shrinky Dinky 91

O'NEALS

1. Dorksided 94
2. Presentable 88
3. We Got Nothin' 88
4. Young, Old, and Restless 68

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 105
2. Hurtin' Bombs 100
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
4. Western Omelette 83
5. Dentists of Mass Destruction 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 100
2. Trust Us We Know 90
3. My Mom Says I'm Cool 78
4. 1022 78
5. Kalamazoo 70

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 107
2. WTF's Last Stand 103
3. Axis of Evil Knievel 98
4. Chiavettas 91
5. This is Not a Bus 85

GOOD DOG

1. Oakwood Reach Around 91
2. Shomer Shabbas 78
3. Awesome Aussies 77
4. The Underachievers 75
5. Team Dysfunctional 65

BARDS

1. Suck It Trebeck 113
2. Please Leave 'Em On 101
3. Italian Spiderman 95
4. Lewis Haynes 81
5. PCR 67

O'NEALS

1. We Got Nothin' 109
2. Dorksided 102
3. It Is A Toomah 99
4. Young, Old, and Restless 84
5. Corniscope 75

BARDS

1. Suck It Trebeck 113
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 103
3. Omelette Kingdom 102
4. Hurtin Bombs 97
5. Just the Tip 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 113
2. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 96
3. The Un-Dead Kennedys 93
4. 1022 86
5. Moondogs 76

BLACK SHEEP

1. Axis of Evil Knieval 111
2. Penn 15 Club 99
3. Duane's World 93
4. Mighty Mighty Jonass 89
5. Midnight Summer 86

BARDS

1. Hot Rod 106
2. Let's Go Back to Study Hall and Discuss Apartheid 91
3. Jeff Where are You? 77
4. Girls From Aspen Are Easy 73
5. Why is the Kitchen Closed 68

O'NEALS

1. Team Awesome! Woohoo! 89*
2. No Names 89
3. We Got Nothin' 85
4. Cornbread Mafia 83
5. Bang the Nun Slowly 66

BARDS

1. Hurtin' Bombs 110
2. Sofa Kingdom 98
3. Narcotyzing D 84
4. Marc Andre Fleury 67
5. Revolting Blob 66

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 97
2. Trust Us We Know 96
3. My Mom Says I'm Cool 89
4. Assistants to Regional Mgr. 88
5. Calamity Jane 76

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 102*
2. Penn 15 Club 102
3. Myers Sucks 74
4. Pogue Mahones 69
5. Earth Science Rocks 65

GOOD DOG

1. Lamda 83
2. Knocking Motion 78
3. The Underachievers 66
4. Oakwood Rec 64
5. Shomer Shabbas 63

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 110
2. I Own This Bar Kingdom 89
3. Show Minus One 89
4. Western Omelette 88
5. Porkheimers 82

*Won in OT.

O'NEALS

1. Dork Sided 92
2. Young, Old, and Restless 89
3. Major Butler 84
4. I Drink Your Milkshake 83
5. We Got Nothing 69

BARDS

1. Sofa Omelette 112
2. Two Step Hustle and Flow 73
3. El Narcotyzo 63
4. KG For MVP 59
5. Myanmar National Swim Team 57

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams (aka For Whom the 8 Belles Toll) 85
2. I Don't Know 80
3. This is Not a Bus 80
4. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 71
5. SEX Certified 71

BLACK SHEEP

1. Penn Fifteen Club 93
2. Jeff Jones 83
3. Duane's World 72
4. Trashtastic 71
5. Reading Rainbow Rocks 68

GOOD DOG

1. Avenger 58 80
2. Oakwood Rec 78
3. A Team Name 68
4. Shomer Shabbas 64
5. Getting All These Questions Reverend Wright 61

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 101
2. Falling Waters 87
3. Tomax and Xamot 82
4. Not w/o My Bartender 74
5. Less Kicking, More Shooting 68

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1. Young, Old, and Restless 99
2. Dorksided 92
3. L. Ron's Diabetics 91
4. Cornbread Mafia 82
5. We Got Nothin' 82

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 118
2. Hurtin Bombs 108
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 99
4. Always $$ in the Banana Stand 91
5. Austrian Basement Bedtime Stories 85

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 96*
2. Trust Us We Know 96
3. The Champs 93
4. Mike Pomranz Has Seen...81
5. Max Sexual Performance 80

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Penn Fifteen Club 102
2. Axis of Evil Knieval** 99
3. Duane's World 96
4. Earth Science Rocks 89
5. Das Boot 88

GOOD DOG

1. Oakwood Residue 94
2. Chelsea's Kosher Kitchen 90
3. Shomer Shabbas 88
4. The Underachievers 86
5. Gambalers 80

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 111
2. Shave That Dirty Beard, You Hipster 99
3. Los Casados 86
4. Cuts Dat Flo 83
5. Colors that Rhyme With "-urple" 80

*Won in overtime. **Ends Axis 4 game winning streak

O'NEALS

1. Jonesin' For Sam 105
2. This Is Not a Bus 103
3. Young Old and Restless 97
4. We Got Nothin' 92
5. Suck IT Super Tuesday 85

BARDS (Tuesday)

1. Sofa Kingdom 115
2. Just the Tip 91
3. Narkotyzing 88
4. Hillary's Downstairs 73
5. Girls Gone Oscar Wilde 59

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 85
2. The Jams 81
3. 1022 76
4. Susan's Peters 76
5. Tom & Kathleen 72

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 97
2. Duane's World 88
3. CatDog 86
4. Surrender Hillary 76
5. Queef Latina 75

GOOD DOG

1. Oakwood Revisited 89
2. I Did Blow With Barack 88
3. Tallstones 81
4. Ku-nu 80
5. We'Re Not Bank Tellers 79

BARDS (Thursday)

1. Hurtin' Bombs 102
2. Sofa Kingdom 101
3. Anal Bum Covers 98
4. Don't Sit in Front 94
5. Western Omelette 92

O'NEALS

1. Young, Old and Restless 110
2. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 100
3. We Got Nothin' 100
4. Hipster Holocaust 92
5. Flying High 83

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 108
2. Western Omelette 89
3. The Guy Who Does His Job 83
4. Just a Grope to See How JGT Feels 66
5. Kensington Kitty Cat Killers 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 114
2. Bitter People Clinging to Guns 107
3. Holo Rock 79
4. My Mom Says I'm Cool 65
5. Susan's Peter's 61

BLACK SHEEP

1. Axis of Evil Knieval 107
2. Satan's Minions 106
3. Duane's World 100
4. There's Always $ in the Banana Stand 84
5. Herve Villechaize 83

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 90
2. Lamda 88
3. Underachiever 88
4. Yuppie Douchebags 75
5. The Whiffle Balls 55

BARDS

1. Aiuto! No Prostituta 110
2. Hurtin Bombs 109
3. Western Omelette 101
4. Sofa Kingdom 98
5. Tatatata Touch Me 97

O'NEALS

1. Charlton Heston's Cold Dead Hands 99
2. We Got Nothin' 88
3. Young Old and Restless 77
4. Cutty McWhat? 57

BARDS (Tuesday)

1. Sofa Kingdom 115
2. Hurtin' Dysfunktion 109
3. Western Omelette 98
4. Long Ball Larry 96
5. Your Quiz is on my Bum 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Susan's Peters 94
2. The Jams 86
3. Mustache Riders 85
4. Alley Oop 75
5. No Name Girls 61

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 109
2. It's So Damn Hot In Here 104
3. Herve Villechaize 100
4. Three's Company 98
5. Bosnian Snipers 96

GOOD DOG

1. Lamda 95 (won in OT)
2. Fort Awesome 95
3. American Double D Disorder 90
4. Shomer Shabbas 77
5. Positive Guaiacs 73

BARDS (Thursday)

1. Hurtin Bombs 114
2. Sofa Kingdom 103
3. If You're So Good at Being...96
4. Western Omelette 83
5. Sex Farm Woman 81

O'NEALS

1. Dorksided 90
2. Young, Old, Restless 88
3. It's My Democratic Party and I'll Cry If I want To 80
4. We Got Nothin' 73
5. April Tomfoolery 72

BARDS (Tues.)

1. Sofa Kingdom 106
2. Western Omelette 103
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 101
4. Fellatio Alger Story 92
5. Hoffecker's Ho's 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 110
2. Amazing Norvege 99
3. My Mom Says I'm Cool 91
4. Herman's Hermits 91

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 108
2. Duane's World 102
3. Pac Man Fever 102
4. There's Always Money in the Banana Stand 101
5. Surrender Hillary 96

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 96
2. Popular Nobodies 62
3. Adam Eaton's ERA is...60
4. Her First Time 57
5. The Underachievers 54

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 108
2. Western Omelette 105
3. Hurtin Bombs 91
4. Jim J. Bullock 87
5. Jazz U Up 84

ONEALS

1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 106
2. Young, Old and Restless 100
3. Drinkin For Two 97
4. We Got Nothin' 97
5. Michale J. Fox...95

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 114
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 102
3. Western Omelette 101
4. Fat Kids Always Win at See Saw 98
5. Sop You Up with a Biscuit 80

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Barack and Angie (The Champs) 86
2. A Man With No More Seasons (Jams) 84
3. This Round Sponsored By...73
4. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 67
5. Spitzer Swallows 63

BLACK SHEEP

1. Always $$ in a Banana Stand 107
2. Duane's World 106
3. Happy B-Day Sherpa 106
4. Sara Goodtimes 94
5. 4 Horsemen of Pinpocalypse 92

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 89
2. Dr. Girlfriend 85
3. Shomer Shabbas 77
4. Goodbye Egg McMuffin 70
5. The Underachievers 6

6 THE BARDS

1. Off Like a Prom Dress 90
2. Malibu Love Nest 87
3. Not in Front of the Virgin 84
4. Scissor Me Xerxes 81
5. Youporn.com 69

O'NEALS

1. Dow Is Up 420 Points, Stoners Rejoice 105
2. Young, Old, and Restless 95
3. Dork Sided 86
4. Bear Grylls Good, Bear Stearns Bad 75
5. B-Sharps 72

BARDS

1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 114
2. Sofa Kingdom 93
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 90
4. Western Omelette 84
5. Hulk Smash Quizzo 73

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Phil is Sick (aka the Jams) 99
2. 2008: A Death Odyssey 90
3. Is Quizzo Bowl a Registered Trademark 82
4. No Name Team 81
5. This is Not a Bus 65

BLACK SHEEP

1. Hey, Remember LA Law? 94
2. Duane's World 84
3. CatDog 78
4. Dirty Sanchez 73
5. Yes You Can't 72

GOOD DOG

1. Loose Seal 100
2. Odd men Out 84
3. Liquidity Crisis 72
4. Shomer Shabbas
5. Fort Awesome 66

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 118
2. Hurtin Bombs 113
3. Gladys the Groovy Mule 99
4. I Gave Up Sex For Lent 87
5. Sofa Kingdom 83

O'NEALS

1. He Who Speaks to Spear Tooth 96
2. We Got Nothing 87
3. Young, Old and Restless 67
4. Buzztime Tattoo 59
5. Johnny Bettertimes 57

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 110
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 108
3. Clients #10 and #11 80
4. Cutz Dat Flo 69
5. Um, I Think You Did Hook Up W/ Him 53

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Ganjer or Mary Anne (aka Jams) 114**
2. Trust Us We Know 101
3. 1022 85
4. Someone Went Corporate 74
5. Grady Bunch 69

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 108
2. Spitzer Swallows: Prince of Thieves 99
3. The Original Spitzer Swallows 88
4. Emperors Club VIP 86
5. Trashtastic 82

GOOD DOG

1. MAGMA 111
2. Shomer Shabbas 83
3. The Underachievers 81
4. Lucille II 63
5. The Misfitz 50

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 104
2. Hurtin Bombs 100
3. Rather have a bottle in front of me...100
4. Sofa Kingdom 95
5. Yes You Can't 83

**Had a perfect score going into final question. Missed "Who sings Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots?" Answer was Flaming Lips.

O'NEALS

1. Beer Week? Every Week is Beer Week 106
2. The Number of Delegates Hillary is Behind by is 95
3. We Got Nothing 94
4. Young, Old, and Restless 94
5. Anybody Hiring? 64

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 99
2. We Married a Mormon 93
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 89
4. Terry Frank Please 81
5. Take Your Sox off During Sex 72

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. We're #51 (aka Jams) 109
2. Totally Predictable 92
3. Sister Mary's Home for Bad Girls 91
4. This is Not a Bus 90
5. Susan's Peters 89

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 104
2. Roadhouse Blues 101
3. Superdelegates 85
4. Too Raunchy for My Shirt 85
5. Weapons of Ass Destruction 75

GOOD DOG

1. I Heart Huckabee 88
2. Fort Awesome 84
3. Table By the Window 69
4. The Underachievers 61
5. Olorkori 51

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 98
2. Cutz Dat Flow 5
3. Hurtin Bombs 88
4. Western Omelette 87
5. Marketable Commodities 86

O'NEALS

1. Archie Hamburger's Blowback Chicken Army 100
2. Young, the Old, and the Restless 97
3. We Got Nothin' 92
4. Team Fruit Cup 90
5. Dorksided 84

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 106
2. Sofa Kingdom 104
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
4. Last NIght I Had a Dream 83
5. MAD Cobra 77

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Sweep the Leg, Johnny 104
2. The Jams 100
3. Jackalope 94
4. Buy My Mom Says I'm Cool 81
5. Philly Hardcore 79

BLACK SHEEP

1. Eschaton 110
2. Fine Young Cannibals 91
3. The Dalembert Report 91
4. Hot Karl and the Mints 89
5. Catdog 86

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 99
2. The Underachievers 74
3. The Human Fund 62
4. Uh Hi Sarah 56
5. Ramrod 55

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 115
2. Sofa Kingdom 103
3. Hurtin Bombs 100
4. Lee Carvello 91
5. Bizarre Gardening Accident 81

O'NEALS

1. We Got Nothing 113
2. Dorksided 105
3. Vini, Vini, Vini 102
4. Cornbread Mafia 97
5. Young, Old, and Restless 92

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 109
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
3. Western Omelette 91
4. Chaka Kahn, Chaka Kahn 70
5. The Beasley Boys 35

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams (aka Where's the Beef) 100
2. This is Not a Bus 87
3. da Jamzzzzzzzzzz 80
4. Trust Us We Know 79
5. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 75

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Dalembert Report 108
2. WTF 2: Electric Boogaloo 105
3. Herve Villechaize 102
4. Baron Munchausen 94
5. SuperDuper Delegates 93

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 97
2. MAGMA 95
3. C+ Average 87
4. Salt Pepper Ketchup Hot Sauce 82
5. Bada Bing 69

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 111
2. Sofa Kingdom 103
3. Western Omelette 103
4. Mehmed Birthday 101
5. Standing By the Bathroom 99

O'NEALS

1. We Got Nothin' 92
2. Young, Old, and Restless 90
3. All Puffy Down There 88
4. Ann Coulter is a Filthy **** 74

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 111
2. Sofa Kingdom 94
3. Pastafarians 92
4. Western Omelette 88

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 94
2. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 81
3. Philly Softcore 81
4. First Date Disaster 75
5. Crazy NOS 72

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Dalembert Report 87
2. Duane's World 81
3. Is That B-12 In My Butt Or Are Happy to See Me 70
4. Weapons of Ass Destruction 65
5. Choda Boy 64

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 88
2. Senior Ding Dong 81
3. The Cracked Eggheads 80
4. Team Pacer 77
5. Howie Feltersnatch 60

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 118
2. Western Omelette 112
3. The Hurtin Bombs 94
4. Nice Girls Don't Get the Corner Office 82
5. I Can't Believe We Actually Shaved for This 71

O'NEALS

1. We Got Nothin' 100
2. Turkish Babies Can Fly 93
3. Young Old and Restless 93
4. Are You Calling My Friend Fat...Tuesday? 66
5. 4 teams tied at 64

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfnktion 111
2. Sofa Kingdom 91
3. Western Omelette 87
4. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler 76
5. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me...66

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 104
2. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 83
3. This is Not a Bus 82
4. Dripping Pus 73
5. Puffy Shirts 72

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 116
2. The Western Kingdom 96
3. Fine Young Cannibals 95
4. How's My Sloppy Seconds 89
5. Satan's Minions 77

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 100
2. Dork Sided 96
3. Mitt Pulls Out Early 90
4. The Lawn Wranglers 86
5. Sadma 67

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 110
2. Sofa Kingdom 110
3. Call Me Mint Jelly Cause I'm On the Lamb 105
4. Lamda Lamda Lamda 103
5. You Can't Really Dust For Vomit 101

O'NEALS

1. Dorksided 98
2. Suspicious MInds 83
3. Young Old and Restless 79
4. Cornbread Mafia 78
5. Close Enough For Gov't Work 75

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 105
2. Western Omelette 100
3. Wayne Enterprises 74
4. Only 2 Players 69
5. Herpagonnasyphilis 42

LOCUST RENDZVOUS

1. This is Not a Bus 100
2. River of Rocks 95
3. The Jams 91
4. Noah Scuse 83
5. Corn Speckled Mud Snakes 77

BLACK SHEEP

1. Catdog 91
2. Duane's Minions 80
3. Herve Villechaize 80
4. Fine Young Cannibals 76
5. Double Tree Treats 76

GOOD DOG

1. Beauty School Dropout 91
2. Coconut Crunch & Jelly 51
3. Hungry Hungry Hippos 51
4. The Underachievers 51
5. Man Boobs 48

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 106
2. Sofa Kingdom 93
3. The Duke Cycle 92
4. Sun Never Sweats 91
5. Hurtin Bombs 86

O'NEALS

1. Young Old and Restless 90
2. I Got Nothin' 87
3. Heath Ledger is Dead, WHat Now? 76
4. Too Lazy For Quizzo 68
5. Joseph Stalin 55

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 104
2. Sofa Kingdom 99
3. Thanks for Taking One Hand... 83
4. Western Omelette 69

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Autopsy Report: Broke Back (aka Champs) 97
2. The Memoirs of Autobiography 83
3. They've Closed the Ledger on Heath 81
4. Project Runaway 60
5. Hoop Hoop 60

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's Satans 100
2. Herve Villechaize 87
3. The Aussie is Down Under 86
4. Batman Killed Heath Ledger 78
5. Weapons of Ass Destruction 70

GOOD DOG

1. Ginger Puts Asses in the Seats 76
2. The Axis of Evil Knieval 72
3. Fort Awesome 65
4. Heavenly Jewish Mother 62
5. Bring Down the Buzzkills 59

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 103
2. We Don't Like Monday 90
3. Hurtin Bombs 79
4. Sofa Kingdom 79
5. Brain Hammer 77

A weird, wild week on the quizzo circuit, as you see below. No big surprises at O'Neals, but the Bards saw one of our quietest days ever, as only four teams played. Even still, the Kingdom fell to the Funktion. The Champs returned to the Vous, and pulled off an impressive come from behind victory, as the Jams finished third. No big surprises at the Black Sheep, but at the Good Dog, the Axis of Evil Knieval faded in the final round and lost to a team consisting of Steve O. and...well, nobody. Saving the weirdest for last, the Western Omelette only scored 69 points on Tuesday night at the Bards, but on Thursday they scored 55 in the last round to score a blowout victory two days after finishing last. Perennial favorites the Kingdom and the Bombs tied for a distant 3rd. 23 points is considered to be the most the Kingdom has ever lost by. One final note: I think we set a new record on team name topics, as at least 10 teams names had something to do with Heath Ledger.

O'NEALS

1. Young, the Old and the Restless 90
2. Cornbread Mafia 89
3. Does the Speed Round Involve Meth? 88
4. I Got Nothin' 83
5. Dork Sided 82

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 115
2. Western Omelette 107
3. Hurtin Bombs 95
4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 92
5. Obama's Not Half Bad 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 100
2. This Is Not a Bus 96
3. The Marcie Salad is People 84
4. Oprah's Book Club 80
5. If She Were a Tub, I'd Caulk Her 79

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's Satans 91
2. Fine Young Cannibals 86
3. Oops I Lost My Kids Again 81
4. Philly Hardcore 77
5. Baron Munchausen 75

GOOD DOG

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 101
2. Fort Awesome 90
3. Grandma Ashlie 89
4. Crusaders 84
5. The double dot Fa-Chinas 80

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 103
2. Space Toilet 2: Electric Boogaloo 92
3. Hurtin Bombs 88
4. Western Omelette 87
5. Brokeback Mountain 2: The TO and Romo Story 76

After a week full of upsets, the universe returned to normal this week, with the favored teams winning every single quizzo. But we did have some real tight contests, and one of the biggest shootouts in recent memory at the Bards. This is Not a Bus is the first team in a long time to consistently give the Jams fits. Hopefully next week will bring some more surprises. One surprise we had this week was the guy above, the loudest, most obnoxious player we've probably ever had to deal with. In the opening rounds, every time his team got one right, he would holler out, "Yeah M***** F******!!!" at the top of his lungs. Fortunately, as the game progressed and his team slipped further and further behind, the yells came at longer intervals.

O'NEALS

1. Young, the Old and the Restless 107
2. History's Greatest Monster 99
3. Dork Sided 76
4. I Got Nothin' 74
5. Cornbread Mafia 67

BARDS

1. Gang Bang Mechanics 104
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 103
3. Hurtin Bombs 102
4. Sofa Kingdom 97
5. But Why is the Rum Gone 94

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Anchors Away! (aka the Jams) 110
2. River of Rocks 102
3. 1022 101
4. Ms. Thangs 97
5. Snuffaluphagus Mindf*** 92

BLACK SHEEP

1. A Map of Hawaii 102
2. Duane's World 99
3. Weapons of Ass Destruction 97
4. Naptown Hustlers 95
5. Baron Munchausen 94

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 79
2. No Talent Ass Clowns 71
3. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 70
4. Sarcastics 68
5. My Girlfriend Can't Wrestle 68

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 104
2. Hurtin Bombs 95
3. Ginger Kids 77
4. Nigel Tufnel's Clam Caravan 76
5. Gay Divorcees 69

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. This is Not a Bus 112
2. People:The San Francisco Treat (aka the Jams) 99
3. Les Quizerables 97
4. Struttin' Your Mummer 91
5. 1022 82

BLACK SHEEP

1. Herve Villechaize 101
2. Cracked Eggheads 89
3. Serenity Now 87
4. Darsh 86
5. Always Bet on Black 85

GOOD DOG

1. The Lawn Wranglers 79
2. I'lll Have the Soup and the Quiche 78
3. The Beagles 70
4. 3 1/2 Jews 69
5. Devin Does Dallas 61

BARDS

1. Chuck Norris is a Viable Running Mate 106
2. Sofa Kingdom 95
3. Chin Omelette 93
4. My Mom Made Me an Ugly Quilt 88
5. I Caucus WIth My Pants Around My Ankles 85

O'NEALS

1. Altar Boys 95
2. 8 Maids a MIlkin' 87
3. Guiness Snout 85
4. Cornbread Mafia 85
5. Young Old and Restless 80

BARDS

1. The Hurtin Bombs 112
2. Sofa Kingdom 92
3. Western Omelette 91
4. Alycia Lane is a Prostitute 75
5. Prince Papa of Peace 72

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Zooey 101 Flunked Sex Ed 101 (aka Jams) 95
2. Bzzz Beep Boop Bop 94
3. 1022 84
4. Crazy NOS 81
5. Leather Cheerios 66

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 111
2. Santa's MInions 107
3. What's With the Crowd 101
4. 3:21 101
5. Zoey 102: Sex Ed For Blondes 89
6. But My Mom Says I'm Cool 89

GOOD DOG

1. L. Ron Hubbard's Diabetics 95
2. MAGMA 94
3. Ask Google 77
4. If God Gives You Lemons, Get a New God 67
5. Papy Chulo 62

BARDS

1. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp 90
2. Third Times the Charm 87
3. Sand From the Beach 79
4. 4 Heebs & a Clueless Catholic 72
5. Black Eyed Dyke Cops 65

O'NEALS

1. Bob Lablaw Law Blog 102
2. Young, the Old, the Restless 77
3. Double Guatanamo 76
4. We Heart Porn 65
5. I Got Nothin' 63

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 99
2. Hurtin Bombs 98
3. What Happened to that Girl From Small Wonder? 96
4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
5. Chin Omelette 88

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. River of Rocks 103
2. Jams (aka Ike Turner-Rolling on the River Styx) 99
3. A.S.S. 83
4. Dave's Apartment 65
5. Team Patrino 57

BLACK SHEEP

1. BBD 108
2. This Is Not a Bus 99
3. Baron Munchausen and his Amazing Periodic Table 92
4. Fine Young Cannibals 81
5. The Monroe Doctrine 79

GOOD DOG

1. Guantanamo 72
2. Axis of Evil Knieval 71
3. Bring PB & J Back 70
4. Terms of Endearment vs. Mystic Pizza 52
5. Nasty Weiners 50

BARDS

1. *Western Omelette 84
2. *Sofa Kingdom 84
3. Hurtin Bombs 81
4. Thump and Bump 65
5. Team Fun! 64

*Went to tie breaker question: "In what year was Warren Moon born?" Kingdom guessed 1960, Omelette guessed 1957. The correct answer was 1956. Omelette pulled off the upset.

O'NEALS

1. Dork Sided 90
2. Team Syzlak 80
3. Cornbread Mafia 79
4. Pierre's Organized Crime 79
5. Young, Old, and Restless 73

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 104
2. Radically Inactive 99
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 91
4. Lou Diamond Phillips 71
5. Poetry in a Pint 44

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 100
2. Team Name 94
3. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S 83
4. 1022 78
5. John Ashcroft's Waterboarders 75

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane's World 106
2. Where is Katherine? 94
3. But My Mom Says I'm Kool 87
4. Your Parents Must Be Proud 87
5. Catdog 84

GOOD DOG

1. No Talent Ass Clowns 79
2. Tallstones 69
3. Approaching Alarm 65
4. You're Crumbelivable 63
5. Team Jared 62

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 104*
2. Hurtin Bombs 104*
3. Sea of Bad Poetry and Retarded Sexuality 93
4. Tony Romo? Tony Homo 86
5. No Means Yes, Yes Means Twice 82

*Sofa Kingdom won in overtime. Question was, "In what year was Clark Gable born?' Bombs said 1903, Kingdom said 1902. The answer was 1901.