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January 3, 2005

Top 15 Quizzo Stories of the Year-2004

Here's the top 15 stories of the year in 2004, in no particular order.

Johnny and Janet's controversial halftime performance at Nick's.

White Wilt does what he does best; crying after a narrow loss.

The Missing Heads ride high.

Haitians celebrate quizzo win, regime change.

When Flying Squirrels attack.

Andy Kaufmann look alike plays at O'Neals.

Revolutionary hero Thomas Paine fights impotence.

Failing to entice the ladies with offers of a Scrabble match, Johnny makes a last, desperate attempt to win them over via board game.

Plumbers lay pipe.

Kenichi Fukui stars in Chemistry Sluts.

Ern chased through streets by groupies.

Big Bopper joins the Wu-Tang Clan.

John Q. Adams shills for Colt 45.

Ken Jennings kidnapped and gagged.

One Man Band Flies Hans Solo.

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December 31, 2004

Year in review-December

JGT Highlights

• Johnny interviews Lauren Hart and the orangutan man.
• Ern attacked by Mike Tyson.
• Martha Stewart loses Christmas decorating contest in prison.
• Kenichi Fukui marries 28 year old grad student. OK, so not really. But close.

Interesting Search Terms

• andy kaufmann
• sexy chicks
• wardrobe malfunction

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Year In Review-November

JGT Highlights

• Ern throws cup, Ron Artest charges into crowd.
• Towelgate. Goodtimes apologizes for Sheridan's behavior.
• Playboy.com debuts its "Women of McDonalds".
• Johnny wins a date to the City Paper
• George Bush dies, Ol' Dirty Bastard elected president. What? Oh.
• Rowdy Roddy Piper makes stand up comedy debut.

Interesting Search Terms

• robert van winkle
• howard eskin bobblehead
• black porn stars

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Year in review-October

JGT Highlights

• Johnny voted City Paper's Local Celebrity of the Year.
• Johnny has article about baseball published in the Aurelian.
• Castro falls at Good Dog.
• Kar and Car set record for lowest score ever in JGT Quizzo.
• Dolphin Johnny saw being born in 2001 is in the news.
• Jon Stewart blasts Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.
• Stephen Starr offers $100 cheesesteak.
• First shotgunned beer guzzled at Good Dog.

Interesting Search Terms

• Reggie Miller
• randy watson sexual chocolate
• mexican cuties

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Year in Review-September

JGT Highlights

• Christina Aguilera calls Britney Spears wedding "low rent and pathetic.
• Johnny does now infamous "Nobel Prize Winner or Porn Star" Round. Coincidentally, Jenna Jameson joins the Western Omelette.
• Johnny's favorite politician, Marion "Bitch Set Me Up" Barry, wins election in nation's capital!
• Kitty Kelly accuses Laura Bush of being a drug dealer.

Interesting Search Terms

• Robert Durst
• Nudist Sport
• Italians Do It Better

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Looking Back at 2004

News

MSNBC - The Year in Pictures
CNN.com - Most e-mailed Stories
New York Times - 2004 The Year in Pictures
GOOD News of 2004

Entertainment

Rolling Stone - Pictures of the Year WXPN - Top 50 Albums of 2004 Spin Magazine - 40 Best Albums of the Year Philadelphia Inquirer - Craig LeBan's Looks Back at Dining in Philadelphia Washington Post - A Look Back in Anger at the movies of 2004

Technology

Discover Magazine - Top 100 Stories Government Computer News - Top Viruses

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December 30, 2004

Year in review-August

JGT Highlights

• The predominant story in August was Johnny's return to Mexico, and his encounter with H20. At least that's the story he keeps telling everyone, even now. The other big story was Johnny's abject failure to score with the Mexican women.
• WTF suffers most crushing defeat in Quizzo history.
• Grand Inquizzinator wins "Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes" Contest. Trivia Art concedes after the narrow loss.
• Rick James dies. Bitch.
• Russians have rubber woman rafting contest threatened by the mafia.

Interesting Search Terms

• weirdest website
• crapper
• super troopers car ramrod

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Year in Review-July

JGT Highlights

• Kobayashi eats 53 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes.
• Mama Goodtimes wins again, nepotism charged.
• Goodtimes has laundry stolen by crackhead.
• Two men, smuggling 17 pounds of cocaine onboard a train, relax a little by smoking a joint.
• The Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest takes place.
• Ern defects from the Jams to Yo!
• Couple has sex on stage during a concert to save the rainforest.

Interesting Search Terms

• Micki
• korsakoffs
• humansforsale

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December 29, 2004

The Year in Review-June

JGT Highlights

• Mary Kate Olsen doesn't get role of Skeletor in He-Man movie, decides to get fat.
• Johnny goes to Satanic rock concert.
• Tanya Harding gets Nancy Kerrigan style beatdown.
• Girl makes artwork out of ketchup at Good Dog.
• June was a big month for Grigorii Rasputin. First, it's discovered that his penis cures impotence. Then, his grandson shows up at the Bards.

Interesting Search Terms

(Terms people typed into a search engine to land at johnnygoodtimes.com)

• Lifesavers Candy
• Icyhot
• John Hinkley

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Year in Review-May

JGT Highlights

• Amazing Hair Guy makes his first appearance on the website after Johnny takes picture of him at Phillies game.
• Broad Street Bullies' "Happy Dance" craze sweeps nation.
• Johnny has first run in with Hot Jersey Girls. He ended up dating one of them for a short period of time. (Does anyone really date hot Jersey girls for a long period of time?)
• Smarty Jones wins Kentucky Derby.
• Man brings ex-wife with him on honeymoon.
• Ridiculous accusations levelled at Johnny-that he sometimes puts girls on website just because they're cute.

Interesting Search Terms (Terms people typed into a search engine to land at johnnygoodtimes.com)

• Pocohantes
• Milt Thompson
• Muscles
• Squirrel Attacks
• johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny poop his pants poop pants lyrics

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The Year in Review-April

JGT Highlights

• "We Built This City" named worst song ever.
• Johnny has run-in with Mexican police.
• Damon Stoudamire's lawyers file appeal in his case. Stoudamire is the NBA player who went through metal detector at airport with marijuana wrapped in tinfoil.
• Boo Cubs, perennial last place finishers, pull off huge upset at O'Neals.
• Johnny gets shot down by bridesmaids .
• Goodtimes has another run-in with Mexican police.
• Popemobile towed.

Interesting Search Terms

• Broad Street Bullies
• Nudist Colonies
• Siegfried and Roy
• Schoolgirls

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December 28, 2004

The Year in Review - March

JGT Highlights

• Mama Goodtimes makes first appearance at quizzo.
• Philadelphia named ugliest city in America.
• Saint Joseph's Rides into NCAAs.
• Johnny Goodtimes comes to Good Dog.
• DirectTV accuses O.J. Simpson of pirating its signal.

Interesting Search Terms

• What two ships collided in the north atlantic on july 25th 1956?
• feeley
• Heather Mitts

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The year in Review-February

JGT Highlights

• Milo and Beth get married; Johnny does wedding quizzo at the reception.
• Johnny Goodtimes Birthday (February 3rd)
• Adam Vinatieri leads Patriots to Super Bowl Victory.
• Johnny visits Lucy the elephant in Margate, NJ.
• Goodtimes jams finger.
• Goodtimes humiliated by City Paper staffers.

Interesting Search Terms

• jeremy roenick divorce
• henrietta holm
• homoerotic city of god
• heather mitts aj feeley
• nizzel

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The Year in Review - January

JGT Highlights

• The last Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular was held at the Centre Square Bar on Jan 8th.
• Britney Spears gets married.
• For only the second time in the history of JohnnyGoodtimes.com, Johnny featured hot girls on his web site. It was destined to not be the last.
• Britney Spears gets divorced.
• "Todd Wackendorfer III" and the Sulfer Clams won at Bards for the first time. Later it was revealed that Wackendorfer would attempt to walk to the South Pole in order to raise money for oranguatons.
• 4th and 26.
• First JGT appearance at Locust Rendezvous.
• Question of the Week became a regular feature.
• Johnny's first rants were posted to the web site.
• Johnny kicked out of McGillian's on New Years Day.

Interesting Search Terms

• "Who invented lifesavers"
• "his boy elroy"
• "amputated head"

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