July 2006 Archives

I am unabashadly and unethically stealing my question of the week from Dan over at Blinq. On July 1, 1981, MTV played it's first ever video, which was "Video Killed the Radio Star" by the Buggles. What was the second song they played?

Hey gang, Trivia Art (right) Philly's only true food and booze connoiseur (as well as part time quizzo host) turns, well, a year older today. Wish him a happy birthday on MySpace!

Dude, what the hell happened to MySpace? For like the last two weeks it has either filling computers with bugs or simply not working. My man Tom better get his act together, or things could turn ugly. I mean, usually, I wouldn't really care. But keep in mind, MySpace is my only weapon in the war for Texas girl's heart. I need you right freaking now, MySpace. Get it together!

Alright, I've got some good stuff to post after I get back and have a free freaking minute.

Tuesday night started off with a tight battle at O'neals with Peach Key beating Rolling In The Grass At My Friend's Wedding by a single point.

Then at the Bards the Sofa Kingdom triumphed with a score of 106. Narcotizing Dysfunktion and Wichita is more than double the size of Topeka, Jackass were tied for second, each with a score of 92, so it came down to a tiebreaker. How many meanings does the word Run have according to the Unabridged Oxford English Dictionary? Wichita guesed 30. Narcotizing Dysfunction's guess of 39 was slightly closer to the actual number of 464 and second place was there's!

On Thursday the lightning wasn't the only show in town as there was a barn burner down at the Bards as the Sofa Kingdom finished out of the money for the first time in a long while and set the stage for a new champion. And that's just what we got as Love the Kreme defeated Sweating Our Balls Off 89-85.

Philadelphia Magazine has always been one of my favorite magazines. There were rumors that I behaved like a petulant child when I was snubbed last year, but those rumors simply aren't true. I want to thank Philadelphia Magazine for putting me in their best of edition, so that I can email the waitress I fell head over heels for in Texas (second from right) that I'm a winner-and I finally have proof.
Related: Best angry letters to the editor after last years snub.

We expect to hear from Johnny Goodtimes himself, later this afternoon.

Yeah, got the following e-mail from my mom this morning: Your experience with the girls joining your table the other night was humorous. I thought it was beneath your dignity to actually call them whores. That word is degrading, rude, and mean-spirited. That's not the johnny we all know and love.

My mom's right. The talk on johnnygoodtimes.com shouldn't be mean-spirited unless it's coming from Bobby Badtimes. Therefore, I re-edited the post to sound a little less rough. I apologize if that post offended anyone other than the women who ran out on the check.

Related: Join My Mom on Myspace!

What Academy Award nominated actor has a hitman father who claims to have been part of the John F. Kennedy assassination?

Just got out of the 6th Floor Museum at the Texas Schoolbook Depository, which I then followed with a conspiracy tour that I paid a guy named Sherman way too much for. But I got a great interview out of it, which I'll have up on the traffic.com blog manana. In the meantime, I know that a lot of you, like me, weren't alive when JFK was assassinated. For those of you who were, I'd be interested to know where you were, how you heard, and what you remember. Please feel free to leave your remembrances in the comments section below.

Way back in the day, last Thursday to be exact it was the Sofa Kingdom winning at Bards.

On Thursday Standing Is Was Exercise won at O'neals despite thinking Wichita was bigger than Topeka.

Last Tuesday the Sofa Kingdom edged Jump in My Car 86-85 at he Bards. The Kingdom suffered in the subway station round because their "subway expert" wasn't there. They have a subway expert?

And finally on Thursday at the Good Dog, Magma got back on the winning track scoring 91 enroute to the victory.

..all seems like a Texas sized load of crap so far. People here are just plain weird. Details forthcoming.

I'm feeling much better now.

Three straight days of computer problems! F***! G** D*****! Just spent an hour and half writing something that is now floating in cyberspace and I will now begin rewriting. F***! B****! D***** to h***! I can't get f****** hotmail, I can't get the f****** publishing program to work, and hotels.com totally f****** screwed up our reservation last night. Son of a b****! Sorry, just needed to get that off my chest. Thanks for listening.

The Sensei turns 66 today. Here's a website dedicated to the evolution of his hair.

A week after his camera melted down, Jam Master Sean was able to get me some photos of this weeks winners. Above is Barb from This Week We're Blogging for Dive Bars.com (who I have a sneaking suspicion used some players from the Jams to win.) They won at the 'Vous. Below we have Duane's World, which won again at the Black Sheep. Both teams won last week as well. By the way, scores seem kind of low since I left. Have the questions been too hard?

Well, I haven't been having great luck with the ladies so far on this trip, and I think I know why. It's because I didn't set any goals before the trip. Therefore, I am setting them now, and I'm not going to half ass it. I'm going to try to find a wife before I reach Las Vegas, so that we can get married there. (And, considering that I'm going to Salt Lake City, I may try to find two or three wives.) I think that tonight's Journey/Def Leppard concert is a great place to start looking. I'll keep you updated.

A lot of people asked this week if there would be new questions tonight, and I'm happy to say, oh yeah!
So come out and join Trivia Art at Good Dog or Jam Master Sean at the Bards and enjoy some fresh trivia!

Two girls came and sat down beside us at a bar in Detroit called Fishbone. One of them was kind of cute, and we chatted for a while. Well, my naivete was in full effect, as I just assumed that they thought I was cute. Lyle kind of sat on the other side of me and didn't really say much. Then, after one of them checked my license to see if my name was really Johnny Goodtimes, they asked if I would buy them a shot. I said, "Sure." So we did a shot, then Lyle whispered in my ear. "I'm getting a strong feeling we're dealing with workin' girls here." All of a sudden, it clicked into place, like in the 6th Sense. They were wearing tightly fitting clothing, had been talking a little brusquely (I just figured that that's how women talked in Detroit), had been asking me what I did for a living and how much money I made. After the shot, they quickly departed, and actually left us with the bill for their other drinks as well. I told the bartender that I wouldn't pay for their drinks, but I know how bad it sucks to have someone run on a check, so I left her a huge tip to help cover for those females de la noche.

But a number of questions remain unanswered. For one thing, why did they bail without trying to out and out proposition us? When they found out that I was a quizmaster, were they that turned off? Of course, more sinisterly, did she take note of my SS# and do something shady? She seemed too stupid to memorize numbers, but it seems strange to chat up some guys for a half hour just to get a free shot off of them. I've signed up for a credit check, so I can keep an eye on it, but I am a little nervous. Let this be a lesson to you: No matter what the circumstances are, never, ever, go to Detroit.

Alright peeps, I'm headed to St. louis tommorrow, then heading to Dallas on SUnday. Anybody got anything I need to see or do in those two cities? (FYI, due to both state and federal laws, I cannot take a lead pipe to TO's knee, so don't bother suggesting it. Although you know I kind of want to, and I know you want me to.)

As usual, things are totally hectic, so I'm gonna need you guys to help run the website today. Just want you to let me know who you think is the sexiest singer around today (male or female). Off the top of my head, I'm going with Shakira.

Hey peeps, just wanted to holler at you while I am sitting in the bleachers at Wrigley! 67 degrees. Amazing. Get this, it's country music night, and Lee Anne Womack sang the national anthem. Ugh! Don't worry, I won't let that ruin my evening. I'll write all about it manana on the road trip blog. Hope things are going well in Philly!

On July 18th, 1938 Douglas Corrigan flew a plane out of Brooklyn, and was supposed to head to Long Beach, California. In what country did his plane land instead?

Local egomaniac Johnny Goodtimes is basking in the glow of his own narcissism today, as you can read about him by going to Blinq or by picking up a copy of today's Metro. He will breferring to himself in the third person for the remainder of the day. And yes, he knows he owes you a Detroit hooker story. It's coming. Honest.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your approval, cats that look like Hitler.

- Trivia Art

Johnny Goodtimes gets his face in the Metro again as the Philadelphia Metro checks in with Johnny as he heads across the country.

Johnny's interview with the Average Homeboy also gets a nice write-up in Blinq today. Yes, who did know Johnny "had such a hawk nose for a story?"

- Trivia Art

Hey peeps, JGT here. Just cruisin through Kalamazoo, "Where Dreams Do Come True!" I just made that slogan up, but I think it's a pretty good one. First off, remember the average homeboy, who I told you about a few months ago? Well, I hung out with him and got a great interview with him while I was in Cleveland! Check it ut on the website, traffic.com. Also, I've got some behind the scenes stuff I'll try to share with you on this site, including getting scammed for drinks by a couple of hookers in Detroit. Don't worry, I was able to hold onto my dignity. In fact, the story isn't nearly as salacious as it sounds, but it's kind of funny. But it's kind of tough to write while riding in a truck, so I'll have to give you details later.

Hey gang, got this email from my friend Meghan at the PSPCA. If anyone has room for a cat at their house, or knows someone who does, please help this one! If you are interested, please contact Meghan.
Jet Li came to our shelter in December after being caught in a trap. He is one of the nicest cats you could ever meet. He loves to be pet, loves attention and most of all just the sweetest cat. He's about 4 years old, already neutered and almost all black. Unfortunately, he had some kind of problem with his eyes where they were always squinting, and he has ringorm. We thought it might have been allergies, but came to the conclusion that it was not. Luckily, he has been placed in a foster home where he is flourishing. His eyes are much better and he's just loving life outside of the shelter. However, now we need to find a permanent home for Jet Li because the foster mom can no longer care for him and he will be placed to sleep if he returns back to the shelter. We simply do not have the resources to take care of him with his situation. I love this cat so much, and if I didn't have a small zoo in my own home, he'd be there. Please help him. If you cannot, please forward this to someone who can. Thank you for anything you can do.

Hey gang, just kicking it in the Hampton Inn in downtown Cleveland, getting ready to head down to the harbor. Hope all is well in Philly. To read about me hosting quizzo in DC, falling in love in Pittsburgh, and rockin and rolling in Cleveland, click here. Otherwise, lemme know where I need to go what I need to do in Chicago, where I'll be on Monday morning and staying for a couple of days. Planning on getting in a Cubs game and maybe checking out the aquarium.Any other ideas for what I should eatand what I should do? You guys steered me right when it came to crab cakes and Primanti Brothers, so I'm counting on you to tell me what to do in the Windy City. (Oh, and as far as photos go, Jam aster said he's having some troubles with the camera, but hopefully I'll have them up soon.)

It was the Sofa Kingdom winning both nights at the Bards, only a seventies slugger separated the Kingdom from a perfect score on Thursday. But the real story was second place. On Tuesday night, We've Been Losing to Sofa Kingdom since the XYZ Affair (featuring Philadelphia Will Do's DMac) not only had the best name but totally rocked the fourth round leap frogging a half dozen teams to finish second. It sure helped that they knew the names of the ghosts in Pac Man (Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde), proving it was not "a ridiculous question" as at least one team contended.
And then on Thursday night Narcotizing Dysfunction, who were perfect through three rounds came back to earth a bit in the fourth and were caught by License to Kim-Jong Il, forcing a tiebreaker, how tall is the tallest bridge in the world. License to Kim-Jong Il's guess of 900 feet was off by just 84 feet and they captured second place.
Can someone topple the mighty kingdom, come out next week to try.

- Trivia Art

Trivia Art here, just wanting to let you know there WILL be new questions at the Bards tonight. Several of you came up to me on Tuesday and wanted to know if there was a chance. Well it turns out there's more than a chance, there will definitely be new questions.
So come on back, even if you did play on Tuesday.

Because it is absolutely imperative that I find him when I get to Pittsburgh and break him out of prison.

No, this is not the same as worst movie ever. Most overrated is a movie that everyone just raves about, and you just don't get it. For me, it's Old School. It's ok, nowhere near the worst movie ever, but I thought it was really mediocre. It's got a couple of funny parts, but I've seen dozens of movies that were much funnier. I thought it was kind a cliche movie, too (Old guy dies when he sees boobs? Kind of lame). Anyways, tell me what you think by commenting below.

I've got meeting all morning, then me and Lyle head off for Pittsburgh. If you haven't read my interview with the lady who makes the great crabcakes, check it out. I'll be posting more on traffic.com throughout the day.

On Monday night, Trivia Art, my friend Suzanne, and I headed out for my final Philly meal before the road trip began. I figured I'd hit up Jim's and grab a steak. Man it was awesome. Jim's is always great, but sometimes you get one that goes beyond great, and this was one of those times. Well, I figured that I was going to have to take it to the next level, so after Jim's I wandered down the street and, you guessed it, hit up Lorenzo's for a slice.

Lorenzo's is way hit or miss. Sometimes it is so-so, and sometimes it makes a solid pitch for best pizza in the city. Unfortunately, this was one of those so-so times. It's still entirely edible when it's so-so, so I chowed down. The follow photo was taken three hours later. It was not a joke.

Me and Lyle are heading out of the nation's capital and off to Batimore to grab crab cakes. Lyle's a west coast guy, so he's never had one. Then, believe it or not, it's back to good ol' Wayne, PA tonight before we head to Pittsburgh manana. Art tells me that things went pretty well last night. Rock on. My night was pretty wild, as I hosted a little quizzo in DC. The DC crowd was plenty smart, but I'll still take y'all in a head to head match up. In fact, that's something that would be awesome-a city vs. city quizzo. If anybody's got any great ideas for how we could do that, post 'em below. I just visited the Ford Theatre, where Lincoln got shot, and I'll be posting about that this afternoon on the traffic.com blog, as well as a crabcake report, so be sure to check back then.

How old does Gerald Ford turn on July 14th?

Alright, gang, today is takeoff day, and I'm currently located in the exotic locale of...Wayne, PA! Yeah, the truck needed to get inspected. The hope is that I'll make it to DC in time to host quizzo, but that is a crapshoot due to the late departure and the type of traffic that DC gets. So we'll see. I'm gonna start blogging on the other site soon. Here's the deal for the next several weeks.
1) Quizzo will be hosted by Trivia Art and Jam Master Sean. They both have plenty of quizzo hosting experince and both do a good job, so you're in good hands.
2) You may only play once a week. With as much as I've got going on, there's just no way for me to find time to come up with more than one set of questions per week. Sorry.
3) You will be able to follow me for the next several weeks on roadtrip.traffic.com, where I'll be relating my adventures across America as well as asking for your advice on where to go and what to do. I hope you'll follow my exciting trek!

Well gang, I met Lyle Lovinit a couple of hours ago. He flew in from Cali this morning, and he's definitely West Coast. Real laid back, real tan, and he's wearing an aloha shirt. Not a very stereotypical trucker, but sems like a real nice guy. We should get a long fine. Also, possibly a slight change for tommorrow night. Thinking about maybe hitting DC instead of Baltimore. I was hoping to host quizzo. I know a guy who hosts it there, but I haven't been able to get a hold of him. So I'm still trying to figure out what exactly I'm gonna do. Oh well, the best adventures are always the ones you play by ear. Stay tuned, and feel free to give me any tips you've got for DC. Just nighttime stuff, won't be doing any cultural stuff. We're just kinda swinging through DC and Baltimore in the next couple of days to work out whatever kinks we might encounter, then back to Philly and heading off to Pittsburgh on Thursday.

Aw man, about 24 hours to go on the countdown and my to do list (which includes a visit to Jim's Steaks) is still enormous. Starting to get a bit nervous. Not about the trip itself, but about the preparations for the trip. Lyle (the truck driver) flew in this morning, and I'll meet him this afternoon. I'll let you know how that goes. Had meeting with a "media advisor" this morning. To make a long story short, I was advised that, when on air, never say anything like this. I'm currently trying to figure out what I'm gonna do in Baltimore tommorrow night. I'll let ya know. I hope to talk a bit about the World Cup and those sniveling wusses that won later in the day, if I have time.

The Axis of Evil Knieval, well known as Good Dog regulars and MAGMA's chief arch rival, took their show on the road Thursday and emerged victorious at the Bards. Afterwards, the group did copious amounts of illegally obtained narcotics and trashed their hotel room. There were also rumors of strippers.

MAGMA won at the Good Dog on Thursday, securing their place as the hottest team in quizzo. After the match, they expressed their relief that the casinoes were back up and running. "For a minute there, I was scared that millions of old people were actually going to hold onto their money, or maybe even invest it wisely," said Chill Rob A. "Thank goodness they can finally go back to throwing it all away frivolously on the one armed bandit!"

The Satan's Minions won at the Black Sheep on Wednesday for the 6th straight week, edging the Sofa Kingdom and Duane's World in a JGT Bounty Bowl, saving Goodtimes from having to pay out $20. JGT assures us that the money was spent wisely. "Thank you Satan's Minions! Without you saving me that cash, I could have never afforded this Pee Wee Herman poster!"

The Jams regained the title they had lost last week, as they emerged victorious at the Vous on Wednesday. After the match, Johnny revealed that he had recently received a heartwarming love letter on his myspace account. A letter that had him "believing in love again". It reads, as follows, unedited.
HOW You make me feel special, like I'm your one and only. You make me feel like I'm a star in the sky lighting up your life. You make me feel safe when I'm near you, wrapped up in your arms. You make me feel like an angel from heaven because you never stop telling me how much you love me. You're always lighting up my heart with the things you do and say. I feel so happy just being with you this way. You're my baby, and will forever be my baby. You'll will always be the love of my life. Hello Am rose From FL 27 Years old.I;m Single Never married and u..i come throought ur proflie and u sound so nice to me here ..I simple want someone to share it with. me online

Well, Rose, if the Traffic.com truck was heading to Florida, me and Lyle would be sure to look you up. Sadly, I'll have to light up someone else's heart with the things I do and say. I hope you don't feel unsafe when you're out of my arms. Sincerely-JGT

Just wanted to wish everyone a great Bonza Bottler Day. Hope you're gtting excited for next year, when on July 7th, we'll be celebrating a Bodacious Bonza Bottler Day! Wow, I just learned about this today. I'm really excited.

That's right, people. A day I thought would never happen. I, Johnny Goodtimes, sitting in a cubicle, drinking instant coffee and "working". Now, what I'm working on is pretty kool. But still. I've been doing research on a place in Amarillo, TX called the Big Texan Steakhouse, where they give you a 72 oz steak for free if you can eat it in an hour. I'm trying to decide whether or not it's worth attempting. I mean, there is absolutely no way I could finish it, but it might be worth the try. I'll get this week's winners up manana, and I'll tell you more about the trip a little later today.
RELATED: Johnny's going cross country!

As you all know, I head out next week for my cross country adventure, brought to you by the good people at traffic.com. And I need you to help me decide where to go and what to do. I'm gonna start by swinging through DC and Baltimore next Tuesday, but those are gonna be fly-bys as we get the ball rolling, so I probably won't have time to do a whole lot. But I could take suggestions on where to eat, at least in Baltimore. Then, on Thursday the 13th, I head to Pittsburgh. I need to know where to eat, and what bar to hit. That's about all I have time for, as I'll be heading out for Cleveland the next morning. Hoping to hit the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame, but other than that, need to know where to eat and drink in Cleveland (not that I'll be staying drunk during this whole trip. Oh, who am I kidding? I'll be staying drunk this whole trip.) I'll of course be asking again in future days and weeks about what to do in other cities, but this is just to get us started. And heck, if you know of a perfect bar to host quizzo in one of the aforementioned places, I could possibly take my show on the road. So post below the places you think I need to go. Oh, and I got my first bit of info on the truck driver who's going to be taking me cross country, though I won't meet him until next Monday. His name is Lyle.

They both sound like idiots when they talk, they both think the answer to all of life's problems is to "blow s*** up", and they were both born on the very same day. Rambo and W both turn 60 today. Of course, Rambo was a bit more succesful in war than Bush has been. Hey, well I got a meeting today with the traffic.com people, and don't know when I'll be back. So, until then, talk amongst yourselves.
Time Machine: Last year at this time, Johnny checked out Live 8.

The lights dimmed, and a booming voice came over the loudspeaker. QuizzoMan was born on the planet Quizzon, but in 1989 he was traded to earth for Von Hayes and a player to be named later. The opening monologue told of Quizzoman's tough time adjusting to Philly, until quizzo started to blow up. The strains of Quizzoman's theme music then began to play. "He's so handsome, he's so smart...he's got a big quiz and he's got a big heart." Suddenly the doors blew open, smoke poured out, and out walked a superhero more handsome than any ever seen. With flowing golden locks and an uncomfortably tight outfit, Quizzoman entered to a thunderous applause. Only seconds into the program, and QuizzoMan had already made people forget about Johnny Goodtimes (though they still couldn't keep their minds off Fado quizzo).

Alright, I'm sick of Satan's Minions winning every week. They've won 5 straight at the Black Sheep. So, assuming they play tonight, I'm putting a $20 cash bounty on them. So if a team other than Satan's Minions win tonight, I'll give 'em $20 cash in addition to the $40 gift certificate. (No, if the Minions finish 4th, the three teams that beat them don't all get $20. Only the team in first gets it.)

Elvis released his first single on this date in 1954, "That's Alright Mama." What legendary bluesman did he steal the song from? By the way, the photo above is of Black Elvis, who is the most famous person to come from my town of Nassawadox, VA (He was on the Arsenio Hall Show!). Strangely, the answer to this week's question also lived in Nassawadox for a while.

Happy birthday to the bikini, which turns 60 today. And just to be fair, here's a photo of a man with a bikini. Happy birthday, bikini! Here's a history of the greatest invention of the 20th century.

That's right, peeps, I'm going cross country...and what's even better, I'm gonna be blogging about it the whole way. Yeah, I answered this ad that I saw on philadelphiawilldo, and had an interview with the good people at traffic.com a few days later. And lo and behold, I was the blogger they chose (I think my famous pink ruffled tuxedo shirt that I wore to the interview swayed them in my direction). Here's the deal: I'm gonna be going cross country in a tractor trailer with an absurdly large billboard attached to the back, and cruising from city to city, trying to convince people to check out all of the free services that traffic.com has to offer. I'll also be getting into as many ridiculous adventures along the way as I possibly can. Just think of this as a month long rhubarb pie bake off!

Now, I know what you're thinking, "Johnny, this sounds like you've sold out to the man!" To which I can only respond, "You're damn right I have! And the man can fulfill all of your traffic needs, just by checking out his website." I'll have a lot more info on this in the coming days, including how you can help me plan the adventure, so be sure to check back...and yes, there will still be quizzo. Trivia Art and Jam Master Sean will fill in for me while I'm gone.

There will be no quizzo at the Bards and O'Neals tonight, on account of the holiday. Have a great 4th, and I'll see you tommorrow at the Vous and the Black Sheep!

You know, the one I've been threatening to make every day for over a week? Well, uh, just one more day. I know, I know, I'm a bad person. But this is the type of announcement that just seems to go hand in hand with the 4th of July. And, no, I won't be doing a duet with Lionel Richie tommorrow. Trust me, I tried to make that happen. But July 4th is the perfect day to get this little announcement off the ground, although not a single person in America will be checking their computer on the 4th of July. And yes, that's a real frog.

Yeah, well, it wasn't really a tie. I'm an idiot. Sofa Kingdom should have won in the first place, I just added wrong. Fortunately, they won in OT to spare me the embarrasment of having the wrong team win. Watch You Like a S*** Hawk (below) did make an impressive comeback to finish 2nd after being 15 points out of 2nd going into round four.

...it would have been front page news (front page, not front sports page) and would have had people all over America talking about what terrible fans we are.

First Chris R. crushed Darth Ern, then several members of MAGMA knocked off the Jams and the Champs, then the original MAGMA won at the Good Dog on Thursday. The team plans to celebrate Kimdependance day today. "Oh, man, it's always exciting when someone with boobs as talented as Lil' Kim's gets let out of prison," said Atomic Age Zombie of the MAGMA crew. "It gives hope to those unfortunate souls who were cursed with bodacious bosoms."

WOW! Did you guys see this catch from yesterday? You know things are going bad for the Phils. Now, even Rowand's catch is no longer the best play of 2006. This is like Mays making his catch while climbing a wall. Simply unbelievable.

I just posted a new poll, so be sure to exercise your right as an american. The results of the last poll showed that most of you thought that Showgirls was the worst movie of the last 20 years, with 18.9% voting for that one. Battlefield Earth and I Heart Huckabees finished tied for 2nd with 16%. I thought Showgirls was so bad it was good, while I cannot say the same for I Heart Huckabees, which I think they have playing on a constant loop in hell.

Late in a Wednesday night quizzo that would see the Satan's Minions win for the 5th straight week, I watched on the TV as the Phillies loaded the bases with nobody out. I hollered out, "I'm willing to bet anyone a dollar that the Phillies ground into a double play." Jeff Minion took me up on the bet. The Phillies did not ground into a double play, as there was a force out at home. Then I saw who was coming to bat-David Bell. "Double or nothing," I shouted. Jeff was willing to double up. Everybody in the bar stared at the TV as Bell approached the plate...and promptly grounded into an inning ending double play. The crowd went wild, and I picked up my cold hard cash.
Related: The good phight points out how much David Bell sucks.Related: Phun Phacts about how terrible the Phillies are (and have always been).

Sea Ewe In Tea, an offshoot of MAGMA, won at a start studded 'Vous on Wednesday with an impressive 107. Quizzo luminaries in attendance included The Champs and the Jams, who both finished with a 104, and PalestraJon. "Wow," exclaimed Goodtimes, "I haven't seen this many celebrities in the same room since We Are the World." SUPER TRIVIA FUN FACT: We Are the World was co-written by Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie.