Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley

Growing up in Virginia, this guy's commercials would regularly show up during daytime programming, and they were amazing (His office is in Hampton Roads). Watch the horrific accidents going on in the background as he talks. This was not a satire. This was an actual commercial. And he had plenty of others just as horrific. My mom called one time to complain, and they hung up on her. Oh, and I'll give you one guess as to where Lowell "The Hammer" grew up? That's right. New Jersey.