President Bush: Not As Dumb As He Looks?
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This from a recent interview with Politico:
Question: Mr. President, I know you're going to hate this, but I'm hoping that we may twist your arm and talk about baseball for just a moment. (Laughter.) Mr. President, you're a Major League Baseball team owner again. Everyone is a free agent. You have a Yankees-like wallet. Who is your first position player?
THE PRESIDENT: That's a great question. I like Utley from the Philadelphia Phillies. He's a middle infielder, which is always -- you know, they say you have strength up the middle -- there's nothing better than having a good person up the middle that can hit.
That's so cool. I am voting for McCain now.
Unless, of course Obama can come up with a Paul and Gary Gait reference.
I heard from a reliable source that Obama would be most comfortable with "Mankind" as a tag-team partner if they were challenging for the WWE Tag-team championship belts.
The photo above shows a fun-loving, brainless fool with no penis and a job that he doesn't take seriously. Also pictured: the Phillie Phanatic.