Chip Goes to the Dentist
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As posted on my myspace schedule, today was my semi-annual dentist appointment. I wanted to thank all of the people who made it out- it was a great time. For those of you who could not, but sent me warm wishes, I thank you.
The question on everyone's mind is: "How'd it go????"
The answer: GREAT. Dr. Silverman told me that although my gums were a little red (make sure you floss!) my teeth looked great. He said I had done a really nice job as usual.
He also said he was so proud that I was a standup comedian, and thought that it was "super" that I "do the standup act all over town". He then told me that I should look into being a comedian on a cruise ship, because according to him, "the comedians are always just marvelous." He also doesn't know how I remember all my jokes when I am up on stage, and gives me a lot of credit.
For all you fans, I will be returning to Dr. Silverman's office, on Friday, Nov 7th, at 8:00 am.
Mark your calendars! (And don't forget to floss!!!)
That's a great room. All A-listers.
People who crack wise on cruise ships derserve to die. So long as they were also drunk.
Sorry, Al, but everybody on a cruise ship, any cruise ship, whether cracking wise or not, drunk or sober, deserves to die. No exceptions.
If Chip Chantry decides to perform on a cruise ship, then he too will deserve to die. I hope he won't take this unnecessary step because he seems like a nice man.
I just read this, and suddenly realized:
What would my life be like if I didn't know how Chip's dentist appointment went?
Exactly. I would be NOTHING.
So thanks, JGT, for the update.