"You're Havin' My Baaaby...
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...what a wonderful way to show me that you love me." What convinced Jamie Lynn Spears' mom to tell the tabloids about her pregancy? Simple. A cool one million dollars. I hope Lynn Spears names one of the baby's teddy bears Mohammed, and the Saudis get mad and kidnap her and lop her head off in the town square. Oh, and her book on parenting got canned. Apparently the publishers realized that a Lynn Spears book on parenting would be like an Alycia Lane book on the importance of making good decisions.
Another interesting thing about this situation: A few months ago, the National Inquirer reported that she was pregnant. Her lawyers fired off a letter to them which read in part: "Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith." Is it just me, or everytime that someone calls themselves a "devout Christian with a spotless reputation", they eventually end up buying smack from a male prostitute or getting pregnant at age 16?
