Around the Horn, brought to you by Clams

-I took a friend to Astral Plane a few months ago on their final weekend b/c she's a foodie and I wanted to show her one of my favorite restaurants before it closed. Well, now it's reopening-sort of.
-SInce I've been on a Canada kick lately, here's your chance to learn a little bit about Halifax. (NSFW due to cussin'). Funny stuff.
-Scientists discover 400 year old clam, which raises the question: did this clam kill Christopher Marlowe?
-The "Are they Porn Stars or Fox Business Anchors round"? (SFW) I got a 9 out of 10. Does that mean that I know my FOX anchors...or my porn?
-Coming this afternoon: my Halloween adventure (which included some jackass in a swat team outfit kicking me out of his table) and my review of Dr. Strangelove.


You deserved whatever that SWAT team guy gave you for using the word "foodie". I hate that.
To be honest, I hate the word foodie too. I wrote that right after waking up, and epicurean or some such word wasn't in my vocabulary that early in the morning. And now that you mentioned it, I kind of do wish SWAT team guy had kicked my ass.
OK JGT. You have been forgiven.