Um, Like, Wow. Quizzo reaches a new, um, I don't know

Remember when George Bush's buddy Ted Haggard would tell his flock about how God hated homosexuals and that they didn't deserve to have rights, all the while he was scoring meth from male hookers and doling out hummers? Irony is fun. Anyway, remember the male prostitute who dimed him out? Yeah, well he hosted a round of quizzo in Denver at one of the bars where my man John (who I did a round for last year) hosted quizzo. And I must warn you: this is a fairly uneasy read, as the questions are very, um, graphic. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC. Don't say I didn't warn you.