Sofa Kingdom Wins, then erases minds

The Sofa Kingdom pulled off a win at the Bards on Tuesday, narrowly edging Narcotizing Dysfunktion, 101-100. They decided to celebrate with Mind Erasers. Johnny celebrated a late season Phillies win last year with two of these gentlemen by drinking a few Mind Erasers. He did not get out of bed until 3 p.m. the next day. He has agreed to drink another ME only if and when the Phillies win the pennant this year.