Johnny Auctioned Off

Alright, I finally got the 411 on the auction yesterday. It was a silent auction, so I had to leave before I saw how much I was worth. The winning bid to go bowling with me was $50, which ain't great, but could have been worse. Here's the funny part: I saw a couple of cute girls who were up for bid, and their prices were pretty low. So I figured I'd bump their values up a few bucks. I mean, hey, it's for charity, right? There was another hour left in the bidding when I left, so I was sure I'd get outbid on both. I didn't. I don't know what was up with the other dudes at the party, but somehow I won both. So yeah, I got three freaking dates out of this thing. I sort of know the one girl who bid on me, but I've never seen the other two in my life, so I think these will be my first ever blind dates. I'm going to a Flyers game on Saturday, I think, then I'm going to some play in a few weeks. I'll be sure to keep you posted.
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