Wow

You know it's a rough time in Philly sports when the lead story in the Inky sports section is about ice skater Johnny Weir. Yes, that Johnny Weir, the one who makes Liberace look like John Wayne. I mean, if you guys are gonna do a story about winter sports, do one about Apolo Anton Ohno (above). He is dreamy. What? Oh, like the sight of Apolo Anton Ohno's gorgeous mane doesn't bump you up to a 2.5 on the Kinsey scale. Puh-leeez.