Year in Review-April
- Johnny posts probably the funniest thing ever to appear on this website-his buddy Willie Gee's work history, which has seen him fired from over 20 jobs. I just reread it last night and my eyes filled with tears. It is amazing.
- In the midst of his first ever pizza hunt, Johnny grabs pizza at his now favorite pizza spot in Philly-Tony's Pizza.
- JGT gets blasted by a 9 year old in the Inquirer.
- The interview with Johnny's ex-girlfriend, the one who got asked out to the prom by a rock star.
- We discovered a website that tells you what celebrity you look like. JGT looks like Haydyn Christiansen. I re-tried it last night and it came back that I look like Johnny Depp. I'm not kidding. Needless to say, I'm a little cockier today than I was yesterday.
- eaten by a jellyfish
- hip hop scene in Alaska
- gas mileage for the pope mobile
- Gary Hogeboom salary
- fake tv star spankings (wait. spankings on tv aren't real?)

