Year in Review-March

• The appearance of Obit master Andy Nolan. I recently received one from him which read: Saint Peter: "Whoa, watch your step there President FORD. You need to FOCUS so that you don't fall off the EDGE into the GALAXIE like a FREESTAR. Looks like you need an ESCORT. Mr. Nixon, why don't you help Mr. Ford." Nixon: " I beg your pardon."
• Some idiot cheerleader keeps cheering after she falls and gets put on a stretcher.
• Quizzo regular Ken Schober passes away.
• My neighborhood acquires the nickname G-Ho.

• lazy sluts
• head up ass
• depressed (I like to think that my website lifted that cloud of depression.)
• hard in my shorts
• taco bell losers
• joystick goodtimes
• giant hairy lobster (I did a little research on this and am proud to say that I come up on the first page when you google giant hairy lobster.)

And finally, One person got to the site by googling learn to make love. We here at johnnygoodtimes.com sincerely hope we were able to answer all of their questions about love making. And giant hairy lobsters.