Satan's Minion's Win, JGT thinks he has discovered Larry Mendte's "Dark Secret"

The Satan's Minions won on Wednesday, but their win was overshadowed by some investigating reporting by Philly's foremost reporter, Johnny Goodtimes, that uncovered something about Larry Mendte's dark past. "Yeah, I discovered that the rumor that watching TV in a dark room is bad for your eyes comes to us from a PR man for a lamp manufacturer named J. Robert Mendte, (2nd paragraph) who was from, you guessed it, Philadelphia," said Goodtimes. "Further research turns up that Larry is from nearby Lansdowne. And let's face it, there ain't but so many Mendte's in the area. So is it a member of the same Mendte family who sold us this pack of vicious lies so that we could spend more on his precious lamps? I don't know, but I just sent Larry an email, and hopefully we'll know something soon."