Sofa Kingdom WIns in OT, Jimmy Swaggart funnier than Jim Bakker

The Sofa Kingdom won at the Bards on Thursday night, fighting off the Tribunal (These guys need to pick a name and stick with it, so they can get the props they deserve. They win fairly often, but they always change names, so nobody notices.) Then, after a lengthy discussion, they came back with a verdict. The Jimmy Swaggart sex scandal was funnier than the Jim Bakker one. "It's tough, because Bakker had Tammy Faye, who made the whole thing that much more amazing," said Parsnip Cabbagepaw. "But Jimmy Swaggart's confession was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. 'I do not plan in any way to whitewash my sin.' That is just comedy gold."
Related: Phil Hartman (most underrated comedic genius ever) plays Jimmy Swaggart on Church Chat.
Jimmy Swaggart Fun Fact!: Swaggart doesn't have the only great balls of fire in the family (zing!). His cousin is Jerry Lee Lewis.

