Dork SIded Wins, Mourns Loss of Smooth Jazz 106.1

Dork Sided won at O'Neals on Tuesday, but the celebration was cut short the next day when they heard that Smooth Jazz 106.1 was going off the air. "What?" asked a dumbfounded Rod Stairwell. "No more Kenny G, no more John Tesh? How am I going to continue with my dull, monotonous, and meaningless existence without 106.1 providing the soundtrack?" Fortunately, Rod perked up when he found out that the new 106.1 was going to have Whoopi Goldber in the mornings. "Oh, really? Oh, cool. At least they recognize talent. I mean even her name is funny. It reminds me of a whoopie cushion." Then Rod laughed and laughed.