Chris R. Crushes Ern, Ernettes are Crushed

Chris R. crushed Darth Ern in their highly anticipated mano a mano quizzo duello at the Vous on Wednesday night, and Darth Ern had to chip in $50 to the Nationalities Services Center. More importantly, the Ernettes, a national legion of female Ern fans, were devastated by the loss, and are really quite unsure where to turn. "We don't know what to do, but hari kari isn't out of the question."