Flushable Softwipes Win Gimmicky Quizzo

The Flushable Softwipes ended the Sofa Kingdom's 5 match reign with an impressive 111 point performance at a ridiculously crowded Bards on Tuesday. That night's quizzo was one clown short of a circus, at least according to Death, Exciting and New, a team that had never played JGT quizzo before. According to eyewitnesses, this team whined the entire match about the lack of Joker rounds, and were absolutely appalled by the presence of music between rounds, calling it a "cheap gimmick". They also repeatedly referred to the Quizmaster as Johnny Douchetimes on several occasions. Rumor has it that Johnny likes the name ("Yeah, it's a tad insulting, but you have to admit, it's kind of catchy," said Goodtimes), and is currently checking the availability of johnnydouchetimes.com.