Sofa Kingdom WIns, Claims that Axl Rose Arrest a Media Creation
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The Sofa Kingdom won at the Bards on Thursday, sending a message with their 5th straight win. They then claimed that this Axl Rose debacle was all a media creation. Said Sweeney McSweeney, ""Nothing but another example of the left wing media trying to make Axl look bad. If he's found guilty of a crime, it will be because of activist judges. And I wouldn't be surprised if feminazis are ultimately behind this fraud. Yeah, I said fraud. The fact is, Axl has a wonderful disposition, and would never bite security guard. Axl is a lover, not a biter. The legendary 80s rocker has got to be furious about this. He might want to indulge in recreational drugs and loose women to take the edge off."
