Giganic Porn Moustache Wins, Claims that Limbaugh Viagra Story is Media Creation

We're going to MIss Gabriela's Gigantic Porn Moustache won at the Good Dog last Thursday, then claimed that the whole Limbaugh Viagra debacle was "Nothing but another example of the left wing media trying to make Rush look bad." Said Enlightened Eyes of the Porn Moustache, "That Viagra was planted in his bag by the Hollywood Elite, and if he's found guilty of a crime, it will be because of activist judges. And I wouldn't be surprised if feminazis are ultimately behind this fraud. Yeah, I said fraud. The fact is, Rush has a wonderful hard on, which he is able to attain withouth the use of any sort of supplement. He is full of vim and vigor, not viagra. I'm sure that the spokesman for the right wing has got to be furious about this. He might want to pop some painkillers to take the edge off."

