Stranded on the Shore

Well, I'm having car problems in Virginia. So you'll have to wait until tommorrow to read about the hot lesbian oil wrestling that took place on the beach on Saturday. Yeah, I'm serious. But it had it's good side and it's bad side. I've got a remarkably uneven sunburn that looks and feels great. And I've got it on good authority that the local Commonwealth's Attorney has begun watching soccer on univision after reading about how great it was on this website. See, we are making a difference! So anyways, I'm getting the car looked at and will be rolling into the city tonight, so I'll holla atcha manana.
Time Machine: Two years ago, Johnny listens to satanic music and has an absolutely reprehensible haircut.