Satan's Minions prepare for this flood, bitter about last one

The Satan's Minions continued their hot streak at the Black Sheep this week, winning for the 4th straight time. They then prepared for the upcoming monsoon, buying duct tape, salt, and batteries. But as they waited for this epic storm, they bitched about the last one. "Yeah, what the hell was Noah thinking, bringing mosquitoes on the ark but forgetting unicorns?" asked Matt Minion. "Seriously, that is pathetic. Unicorns are so mystical, so magical, that to leave without them on board is, to me, tantamount to murder."
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