Sofa Kingdom Wins, Disappointed by Philly Style Mag Results

The Sofa Kingdom won Tuesday night at the Bards, but the win didn't lift their spirits after what they thought was an absolute outrage perpetrated by the readers of Philly Style Magazine. "This is ridiculous!" screamed Koob Spritzer. "Everybody knows that the New Deck has the only acceptable quizzo. I mean, what are these people thinking? Goodtimes? Oh, I dunno. He's like the 5th best. But New Deck?" Koob kissed his fingers. "C'est magnifique!"
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