MAGMA WINS, 5-8 ODDS THEY'LL BE TALKING S*** ON COMMENT SECTION W/IN 24 HOURS

After a prolonged slump, MAGMA got it's mojo back Thrsday night in a big way, blowing out the field with 110 points. The big board in Vegas took notice, and wagering began at 5-8 that the renowned trash talkers would soon be running wild on the comment section, meaning that you had to bet eight bucks just to win five. "This is as close to a lock as you can get," said "Lucky" Armadillo Slim, head bookmaker at Lucky Slims Casino.
Update: Vegas pulled the odds of the table. "Not a single person bet that these wise guys won't be talking trash," said Lucky.