Narkotizing Dysfunktion wins, outraged at Dimeo case outcome

The Narcotizing Dysfunktion won at the Bards on tuesday night, but that didn't take away the pain of the Anthony Dimeo vs. Tucker Max verdict. "I can't believe the judge ruled in favor of Tucker Max," said Anfernee Max (no relation) of the Dysfunktion, "And I can't believe how hard JGT came down on Dimeo. Does he not realize how poorly he would have done at the bake-off if it wasn't for people like Dimeo growing the blueberries to make his Rhubarb Banana Blueberry Supreme a reality?"
Related: You really should read the judge's motion to dismiss in this case. I have had several lawyer friends tell me this week that they "have never seen a motion like this one in their lives." It includes the phrase, "Fisted like an angry gorilla", which was the name of not one, but two teams this week at quizzo.