The Young And Restless (Sans Old) Impressive at O'Neals

The Young and the Restless won at O'Neals on tuesday, then expressed their disappointment that Nicole and Paris won't be reconciling in the upcoming season of Simple Life. "Yeah, it looks like they're still at it," said Cocktails Jackson of the Y & R. "I really thought that the show might bring them back together. I think this tiff is really a sad indictment of our society as a whole. I mean, what does it say about us when our two most celebrated coke whores can't even get along?"