Watch You Like a S*** Hawk Shocks stacked Field, unleashes hawk

Watch You Like a S*** Hawk edged the Sofa Kingdom at the Bards on Thursday, then released their mascot Hudson, who ran amok through the crowd, ripping jewelry off women's necks and swooping into men's faces. "I was really proud of this squad," said Johnny of a team that had played numerous times but had never won before. "In fact, I would say, AAAAAAAAAH, that f****** bird has my ear. This confounded animal is trying to destroy me! Does this bird know who I am? AAAAAAAAH!"