Bobby Badtimes to host quizzo this week

I will be hosting quizzo this week, and I'm going in with only one goal. I want, at the end of each of the six contests I host this week, to see at least one person in tears. Don't come to quizzo if you are expecting "good times", b/c there will none. I will be drinking too much, saying inappropriate things at precisely the wrong time, and throwing long, awkward, uncomfortable stares at you women. I will be cussing like a sailor. I implore you to not bring children to the bar. If all goes according to plan, I will punch at least two of you in the face by the end of the week.
Related: Don't Join Bobby on Myspace. He doesn't want you to.