Ottoman Empire Retains title, thinks Johnny's Spanish teacher is muy caliente

The Ottoman Empire dominated the field to win a 2nd straight Tuesday night quizzo at the Bards, then remarked that they might begin taking spanish class themselves, after seeing how attractive one of Johnny's teachers is. "Damn, Johnny, how the heck do you learn anything with a teacher that cute?" asked Famous Nathan Jackson of the Empire, to which Johnny replied, "I don't." Johnny's teacher is happily married, to which Goodtimes can only say, "No bueno."