JGT All-Stars Return, Win; Johnny Shamelessly plugs myspace account

It was a glorious return, as former O'Neals powerhouse the JGT All-Stars returned on Tuesday to retain their crown. But Johnny, who has recently gotten so self-absorbed it's not even funny, used the story of their win for his own devious purposes: to get more friends on his MySpace account. "Seriously, I've got 90 now. Ten more and I'll have 100. That would be way kool," said the quizmaster, who says that he checks every day for messages and new friends, which he thinks might be kind of pathetic, but he's not sure. When pressed, Goodtimes conceeded that MySpace still hasn't gotten him laid.
Related: Join Johnny on MySPace, b/c his self esteem depends entirely on you contacting him!