Jams Win, Not Recognized by Ahmadinejad

The Jams won easily at the Vous this past week, then watched in surprise as President Mahmood Ahmadinejad of Iran denied the Jams right to exist, saying that they were a "stain" on the quizzo community that "needed to be eliminated". Naturally, the Jams were shocked. "Wow, Mahmmod follows the trials and travails of the Philadelphia quizzo scene?" asked a shocked Barbara Billingsby. "I didn't even know they had computers there." It turns out that they don't, but that there is a "buzz" in the streets of Teheran about "a trivia contest run by infidels for infidels", though several of the hardliners we talked to admitted that they "kind of liked the Woody Allen or George W. Bush Round". Interestingly, Mahmood's fiery rhetoric against the Jams has actually eased some of the pressure being applied by Western powers. Said a spokesman for German president Horst Kohler, "Hell, nobody at the G-8 really likes the Jams, either."