Ottoman Empire Reigns Supreme

Tuessday nights at the Bards has become a place for gunslingers as of late, and this past tuesday was no exception. The Sofa Kingdom, the Narkotizing Dysfunktion, and the squad that always gives itself trashy Sakespeare team names was there. But it was a team with a checkered past and an uncertain future that, for one moment in time, were the darlings of destiny. The Ottoman Empire, a rag tag collection of journeymen who have kicked around the league for years, somehow put it all together on this special night and not only won, but devastasted the competition with a score of 109. This team, so used to crying tears of agaony and shame was, for just this once, crying tears of joy.