Kingdom wins, expected to be at Club Flow Tonight
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The Sofa Kingdom knocked off a full house at the Bards on Thursday night, edging out an impressive new team called "I Chose Temple", 105-104. The defending champion 1.21 Jigawatts finished 3rd, and the Champs (Yes, those Champs) finished in 4th. The Kingdom was also hoping that they could claim a new title over the weekend: America's next porn star. (Page is kind of SFW, but rest of website is not. Actually, considering that the words "So You Want to be America's Next Porn Star" are in giant letters at the top of the page, maybe you just better not check this one at work. Here's a safer option: Dan Gross's write up.) "I'll probably win," said Nate "The Snake" Roberts of the Kingdom. "I'm hung like a kangaroo."
