MAGMA Wins, Claims to have high level of jumpability

Jumpability has been a buzzword of sorts for Johnny Goodtimes this week, and the members of MAGMA claim to have it in spades. "Oh yeah," said Chill Rob A. "You wanna talk about jumpability, you should see what happens when we enter a room." Jumpability is defined as the characteristic that makes people want to throw themselves at you after only a few minutes into conversation and make wild passionate love to you. Some people seem to have it and some...
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah, Chill Rob, what did you think it meant?"
"Oh, I thought it was a characteristic that made people want to jump you and beat the living s*** out of you. Because whatever that charactersic is, we have a lot of it."