Johnny in the Metro

Hey, if you can't grab a copy, just click here for the PDF file. The story is on page 14. Judging by the placement of my photo, the editorial staff thought my story was more imortant than that of TomKat having a baby; a baby born...IN DEATHLY SILENCE!!!! In answer to a question I've gotten in hundreds of e-mails today (and by hundreds, I mean zero): yes, I will sign your copy of today's Metro at quizzo tonight.