Concentration Camp Johnny Wins, Johnny whines about hair

Concentration Camp Johnny won at O'Neals on Tuesday. The name was in reference to Johnny's new 'do, or lack thereof. Apparently everybody hated it, because nobody said that they liked it all week. They just said things like, "New do, huh? How about that." I guess they think that just because Johnny is an international megastar, he was born without feeings. Well, I don't need you people! My mom likes it!