Sofa Kingdom Wins, McSweeney touches all

The Sofa Kingdom won at the Bards on Tuesday night, but not long after disaster struck in the form of a stunt gone horribly wrong. The Kingdom tried to do a celebratory pyramid, but Sweeney McSweeney toppled off the pyramid to the ground, landing squarely on his head. A hushed silence fell over the crowd, but Sweeney lifted their spirits with an impromptu cheer from his emergency gurney.
It's alright, It's OK
Just because I wear a skirt don't mean I'm gay
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
Goooooooooooooooooooo Kingdom!
Aw, shucks! What a trooper!
Related: Peppy Cheerleader annoys living s*** out of me.


