Johnny declares official theme for March

You know it's a slow news day when one of the top news stories at philly.com is about loitering. I hope that this article is the first in a five part series. "Tommorrow, come face to face with a man who double parked in South Philly." But back to loitering. I'm a big fan of loitering. I think it's a great concept. I mean, do we constantly have to be moving forward? Can't we take a few minutes to loaf, to loiter on the way there? In fact, I say we defy these do-gooders who want us to move more and contemplate less. I am declaring March to be National Loiterers Month. I hope you will join me in loitering as much as possible, if only for a few seconds, just to defy those who are trying to take away our right as Americans to loiter.