Satan's Minions Win, Lie about sex

The Satan's Minions won at the Black Sheep Wednesday, then lied about how many sex partners they've had. "I've had like 87," said Jeff Clausterhoffen. Meanwhile, the two ladies on the team both stated that they had never had sex. "We're women, we don't do that kind of thing," said Janice Redenbacher. Added Jeff, "Make that 89. I forgot about that menage e trois with those two Swedish models in Las Vegas." Jeff then clapped high five with the other guys on the team, who both claim to have had sex with over 75 women.