I need the worst love songs ever

Johnny is looking to play only the saddest breakup songs and worst love songs of all time at quizzo, and he needs your help! Please submit the best of the worst you wanna hear. Every woman who plays quizzo this week will have at least one Valentine this year, as Johnny will be giving away Valentine's to all female players (and Apollo Anton Ohno, if he shows up. What, I can't appreciate another man's hair?). Here's a site with angry letters from people who hate Valentine's day.