Kurt Warner denies Jams Immortality

The Jams dreams of a perfect game were almost achieved at the Rendezvous, as they missed only one question, one about former Ram QB Kurt Warner. "Damn him!" said Mike Moonbeam of the Jams. "Damn that Kurt Warner! Oh well, he's got it worse than I do. He married that 50 year old chick with the crew cut back when he was bagging groceries, and then had to stick with her when he became a superstar. If you ask me, he's the real loser here."

Related: OK, fair enough, so they actually have a really nice love story but I am far too bitter to be enjoying really nice love stories.