New Deck: Still Philly's Only Acceptable Quizzo

Well, the longstanding media conspiracy against Johnny Goodtimes continues, as the Philadelphia Metro lists the best places to play quizzo, and none of Johnny's spots are included. The New Deck, however, does make an appearance, as do Roosevelt's, Fergie's, and Bridget Foy's. It looks like it's back to the drawing board for Goodtimes, who has to find some way to make his quizzo more acceptable to the mass media. There are rumblings of a Bobby Badtimes appearance in time for Valentine's Day, so I'm sure he'll have something to say about this. If you are disgusted by this glaring omission (I mean, seriously, Roosevelt's?), please feel free to contact the writer, Chris Cipriano, at chris.cipriano@metro.us. And yeah, I'll give a $15 gift certificate to the Good Dog to whoever writes the funniest letter to the editor (just cc it to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com).