Straight Outta Botswana Wins at Bards

Straight Outta Botswana edged Alan Alda is My Friend's Uncle at the Bards on Tuesday night, then prepared itself for Thursday night's showing of Survivor. The team came together after meeting at a "Gary Hogeboom Fan Club Meeting", and will be cheering for the former Cowboy QB as he tries to win Survivor Guatamala. Said team member Fritz Franklin, "I just like him because his face is narrower than his neck." Chad Chomsky had a different reason for joining the fan club. "I've just always hated Danny White."