Peep My Popesack Wins, concerned about elmo

Peep My Popesack was victorious at the Black Sheep on Wednesday, but the team's celebration was cut short when they heard about Elmo's arrest. "I'd be lying if I said that we didn't see this coming," said Ethel Warbucks of the Popesacks. "He's been embittered about his loss of fame ever since the whole 'Tickle Me' thing died down, but I only recently realized that he was strapping heat. I hope this serves as a wake up call to him, as well as to Bert and Ernie. I'm afraid that Grover and the Cookie Monster are just too far gone to even wish for a miracle."