Sofa Kingdom wins again

Yeah, the Sofa Kingdom won at the Bards again on Tuesday. Yada, yada, yada, they win every week. Listen, we gotta do something about Goodtimes. He's been real high on himself since getting a bunch of press lately, and between you, and me, he's become downright unbearable. "Oh, look at meeeeeeeee," he says. "Up on phillyist.com again. And look, there's me in Blinq." Earlier today, I saw him at a coffee shop, almost screaming, "Hmmmm, I wonder what's in today's City Paper? Oh my," he said loud enough for all to hear, but pretending like he was talking to himself. "This article on quoits looks faaaaaascinating. This is some amaaaaaaaazing writing." Any ideas on how we get Goodtimes to shut up?