Victorious Vikings take opponents to school!

The Victorious Vikings emerged victorious at a special quizzo spectacular at Eastern High School on Wednesday, knocking off 21 other teams as Johnny ventured into New Jersey. The Vikes edged No Teacher Left Behind, 90-87. The Slambs finished last, with a score of 56, and were fired shortly after the contest ended. "We will be holding these events every week," said local administrator Bonita Applebum, "And be firing teams that score poorly. How can we expect teachers to teach our children about Tara Reid and Carrot Top when the teachers don't know themselves?"