All-Stars Win Again

The Johnny Goodtimes All-Stars pulled off another victory at O'Neals on Tuesday, then expressed their sorrow that they missed the Video Music Awards on Sunday Night. "We missed the VMAs to go to Beat the Champs on Sunday," said Liz Rizzo. "Yeah, we got live steel drums and breakdancers, but Johnny is no Diddy. He doesn't even make name changes yearly. And nobody got shot. And the VMAs had Kelly Clarkson. Johnny couldn't even get Justin Guarini."