WTF Wins, Disgusted by Eagles Calendar

The WTF won in impressive fashion at the Black Sheep on Wednesday night, putting up a score of 112 in the process. But they could hardly hide their disgust of the new Eagle cheerleader calendars. "I am outraged," said team member Matthew Eisenstein. "There are a number of holidays left off the calendar, including Arbor Day and Wear Your Wig to Work Day. In addition, there is absolutely no mention of July being National Hot Dog Month." Eisenstein added that he is concerned what kids will think when they see this. "We try to teach children that there are only twelve months in a year," added the concerned quizzo player, "And then somebody comes along and releases a 16 month calendar. What are the children supposed to think?"