Jams Win, Bring Own Pony

The Jams quelled the trash talking of Unlawful Presence at the Locust Rendezvous on Wednesday, but denied rumors that the pony they brought to the bar had been bought at the Chincoteague Pony Penning. "At the what?" you ask. The Chincoteague Pony Penning is an annual event that happens near where Johnny grew up in Virginia. It works like this: A bunch of Jerseyites hang out in 100 degree temperatures and can't really see anything while the natives laugh at their accents. The 'Yites then buy a pony before realizing that it's a wild pony and that they don't have anywhere to put it. So the day concludes with a bunch of wife-beater wearing bad drivers pouring out of Chincoteague with angry ponies strapped to the hoods of their cars. Quite a scene.